I think there are FOUR different types

Take more than a HOUR to make one

When youv'e made them can you POUR them out

But they taste so sour

I'd stick with SOUP then

But the soup looks like goup*

*might not be in the dictionary

But the soup looks like goup*

hoping you not get the GOUT by drinking it

have to ask the local TOUT where to get some !

have to ask the local TOUT where to get some !

but he is on a package TOUR

and won't be back for another FOUR years

The last soup I had was Foul

what kind of FOOL eats foul soup

Do nt have it in the pool

too many people POOP in pools

This fool ate foul, fowl soup that was too cool from falling in the pool of poop and it really sent me for a LOOP

did it cost a lot of looT

don't worry i'll FOOT the bill

I dont think thats the Root of the problem

sod it, lets just have a RIOT

lets not form a RIFT between us

I'm leaving (scared) in the Lift

nevr in my life have a I seen a more boring game

and you wonder why your WIFE left you

she went because the arguments were rife

I thought it was because you kept playing that FIFE

messed up, so i've put this on FILE

yes it is VILE

I just coughed up some bile

right thats enough I'm gonna go and get a BITE to eat.

and afterwards go and fly my KITE

I'm gonna indulge in a miller lite