thats good because i am in DIRE need of some dime limes for my lamb in the limo.

Better hurry then or you'll be in the MIRE if you don't satisfy your DIRE need to put the dime limes on the lamb in the limo

so once purchased those dime lime will be MINE?

Yes, and they will be MINT flavored

yes, but its only a hint of mint

better have a pint, then

But don'r rush or you'll PANT

After a pint it's time to go for a PUNT on whether anyone is game to use the most obvious word to come next!

Im to scared to say it cos im a little Runt

As far as the game is concerned I guess you're not in the HUNT the way you just went the BUNT on that one.

are you calling me a ####?

I would, but under the rules I just CAN'T

thats ok then, i'll offer you one of my cans of beer

I'll drink to that, there's been too many BANS handed out for using that word.

don't accept his beer it is one of his CONS

ignore him he's one of the cops

He's not any more. He couldn't COPE

well you know what they say... give em enough Rope..............

And they start smoking DOPE

Theres a lot of talk about Dope on this thread, better not tell the pope

He will report to the POLE dancer

And end up on the DOLE

did you see Andy Cole?

SSSSSSShhsss. I think here there is a MOLE

he's playing a ROLE

theres a rUle against that!

Don't be RUDE, it's only a mole

look Dude! moles are not allowed in here!

Yeah, your'e not trying to DUPE us are you?

He thinks he's the duKe