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[mrt273nva]

thats good because i am in DIRE need of some dime limes for my lamb in the limo.

[sinom]

Better hurry then or you'll be in the MIRE if you don't satisfy your DIRE need to put the dime limes on the lamb in the limo

[mrt273nva]

so once purchased those dime lime will be MINE?

[Who, me ?]

Yes, and they will be MINT flavored

[markr]

yes, but its only a hint of mint

[Who, me ?]

better have a pint, then

[mrbojangles]

But don'r rush or you'll PANT

[Old Croc]

After a pint it's time to go for a PUNT on whether anyone is game to use the most obvious word to come next!

[markr]

Im to scared to say it cos im a little Runt

[Old Croc]

As far as the game is concerned I guess you're not in the HUNT the way you just went the BUNT on that one.

[markr]

are you calling me a ####?

[Old Croc]

I would, but under the rules I just CAN'T

[markr]

thats ok then, i'll offer you one of my cans of beer

[Old Croc]

I'll drink to that, there's been too many BANS handed out for using that word.

[mrt273nva]

don't accept his beer it is one of his CONS

[markr]

ignore him he's one of the cops

[mrbojangles]

He's not any more. He couldn't COPE

[markr]

well you know what they say... give em enough Rope..............

[mrbojangles]

And they start smoking DOPE

[markr]

Theres a lot of talk about Dope on this thread, better not tell the pope

[Who, me ?]

He will report to the POLE dancer

[mrbojangles]

And end up on the DOLE

[markr]

did you see Andy Cole?

[Old Croc]

SSSSSSShhsss. I think here there is a MOLE

[Who, me ?]

he's playing a ROLE

[markr]

theres a rUle against that!

[Who, me ?]

Don't be RUDE, it's only a mole

[markr]

look Dude! moles are not allowed in here!

[mrbojangles]

Yeah, your'e not trying to DUPE us are you?

[markr]

He thinks he's the duKe