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[Old Croc]

Don't make me PUKE

[markr]

You shouldn't puke the beer here is very puRe

[mrt273nva]

thats true, it made me PURR

[markr]

Those breasts are very PurT

cheated cos theres nothing that fits

[Who, me ?]

I am enough, back to the PORT !!

[lazeeboy]

I am enough, back to the PORT !!

before they find out i left the FORT

[Who, me ?]

Makes me FART

[luckyluke]

Makes me FART

do not put the CART before the horse

[Who, me ?]

I don't CARE

[luckyluke]

I don't CARE

BARE-faced.

[Jockstar]

BARE-faced

You are such a BORE!

[luckyluke]

You are such a BORE!

rotten to the CORE

[Who, me ?]

Let's have pop CORN

[markr]

I'm watching some porn

[luckyluke]

I'm watching some porn

while eating PORK?

[Jimjim]

and drinking wine while sitting on the CORK

[luckyluke]

and drinking wine while sitting on the CORK

and eating a CORN salad

[lazeeboy]

and drinking wine while sitting on the CORK

and eating a CORN salad

watching PORN

[Jockstar]

He;s been watching since he was BORN

[markr]

######! all the sheep have got out of the bArn

[Kan Win]

Darn

I wish I knew that:-

exclamation: used instead of a swearword to express irritation, displeasure, or surprise

[markr]

Darn! the sun is rising! it must be dawn

[Kan Win]

######! all the sheep have got out of the bArn

Darn! the sun is rising! it must be dawn

Down [down]

(plural Downs)

noun

English sheep: a sheep belonging to a southern English breed, e.g. the South Down or Dorset Down

Me tink Lambing season was over, so what with the sheep

[markr]

In the barn because the sheep was cold, he forgot his Gown

[Neeranam]

which was worn by a CLown

[Kan Win]

which was worn by a C Lown

gown [gown]

noun (plural gowns)

1. elegant dress: a woman's full-length elegant or formal dress for special occasions

2. long robe: a long robe, often dark in colour, worn on official occasions by people such as judges, professors, and university graduates

3. loose outer garment: a loose cloak or robe worn, e.g. by surgeons, to protect clothes

transitive verb (past and past participle gowned, present participle gown·ing, 3rd person present singular clowns)

put gown on somebody: to dress somebody in a loose robe

[Capantha]

I only wear my gown when I'm going down TOWN

[luckyluke]

I only wear my gown when I'm going down TOWN

let's hope you will not been TORN to pieces there

[sinom]

That's RARE coming from you

[Austhaied]

I only wear my gown when I'm going down TOWN

let's hope you will not been TORN to pieces there

I just wish thread was never BORN..