Mick is the name, Pick is me middle name

Will you give me a good LICK

Will you give me a good LICK

Never, just a good Kick in your whats-its

Stop to pick and act slick!

You're like a PACK of mad dogs on heat.

LACK of hanky-panky does that to people.

You lot are starting to get my BACK up now

You lot are starting to get my BACK up now

FACK off then!!!

JACK off, you say?

I think someones gonna get a WACK.

with a spice RACK

exactly what RACE are you

A clue. My country can't grow MACE

Stop posting on this thread as you are losing FACE

That's a FACT!!

Have you two made a PACT

Where is your TACT ??

I'm gonna get some nails and TACK my sole back on me shoe. And then i can do a runner

You old HACK you.

At least you didn't call me a HICK

What do you think i am, a DICK ??

Nah, i just think you might be SICK

No i am not, but i only wear one SOCK.

One's is all you need on yer COCK....i hope

Have you been eating those COCA leaves again Mr BJ ??

No, I think it's through having too many bubbles in my COLA

Is your coke COLD or do you use ice, Issan stye...

You gotta be in the FOLD to get nicey icey beer as cola is <deleted>!

You gotta be in the FOLD to get nicey icey beer as cola is <deleted>!

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Nice and BOLD statement!

Lucky Luke, are you BALD under that cowboy hat ??