And your glass will be HALF full

HALF a chang will have to do

Well do to half's make a pint? Don't want to put a HALT to your

gallop but repitition gets a yellow card !

Not my FALT (sic) i'm on dial-up, computer too slow

Then we won't rub SALT in your wounds

Rub SILT on them instead

The more i play the more i TILT.

Don't fall on the TILE

and end up on the floor in a PILE of####

You dudes are VILE.

Do tell , does it RILE you the way these sensors obliterate your words?

it brings BILE to my mouth

I'd go a country MILE to get my hands on them.

the MALE ones?

Now don't be trying to MAKE him out to be one of them left footers.

For your sake I hope you're right

ah well you can always FAKE it

I take it you lot got too much free time on yer hands.

If you don't like it, go jump in the lake.

I'd LIKE that as i'm feeling a bit hot

Why, have you just got back from a HIKE

When you went for your hike did you see a bee HIVE ??

I might HAVE but then again it could have been a Kwai nest

Now thats something to RAVE about.

Well it was more of a CAVE than a nest

Was it near a COVE ?

It was before, then they had to MOVE

What a MOLE.

No, it was a cave not a HOLE

No, it was a cave not a HOLE

That's lucky, to get into a cave you don't need a POLE.