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[luckyluke]

It's only a card, i'm not throwing a DART at you

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wait untill DARK

[farangsay]

Then he'll throw a DIRK at you

[mrbojangles]

But my force field will save me. Just like the one Capt KIRK has

[luckyluke]

Don't step on my "KIRP" man!

[mrbojangles]

I won't but you better not hold my KILP either

[luckyluke]

I won't but you better not hold my KILP either

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I put now my clothes on the drying KILN

[mrbojangles]

KILP (?)

The handle on a cooking pot

I put now my clothes on the drying KILN

That won't kill the PILN will it

Definition, fimbrial assembly membrane protein

[Austhaied]

It all sounds like a PILE of **** to me.

[luckyluke]

It all sounds like a PILE of **** to me.

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i took a sleeping PILL

[Chopper]

Don't take too many at once because they have been known to KILL.

[luckyluke]

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I took one not a KILO

[Chopper]

One kilo would be a sure fire way to end up in the KILN.

[luckyluke]

One kilo would be a sure fire way to end up in the KILN.

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much better to go to Scotland and wear a KILT

[Austhaied]

As long as you don't TILT your skirt to reveal your meat and two veg..

[luckyluke]

i put SILT around the house

[Austhaied]

Is there any SALT in your soil ??

[luckyluke]

Is there any SALT in your soil ??

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Yes but not for SALE

[Austhaied]

That goes good with fillet of SOLE.

[luckyluke]

That goes good with fillet of SOLE.

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Sadly SOLD out!

[Austhaied]

Don't worry you can have some COLD cuts instead..

[Chopper]

I would prefer a bar of GOLD if you have one...

[luckyluke]

[i would prefer a bar of GOLD if you have one...

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after the GOLF

[Austhaied]

Chopper, you look like a WOLF with no ears.

[luckyluke]

Chopper, you look like a WOLF with no ears.

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Remenber WILF(Mannion)?

[Austhaied]

This heat is enough to make you WILT.

[luckyluke]

This heat is enough to make you WILT.

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You'r a WILY one

[Austhaied]

I'm not bad just a little bit WILD.

[luckyluke]

I'm not bad just a little bit WILD.

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but MILD mannered

[Austhaied]

I would go a country MILE to keep you happy.

[luckyluke]

I would go a country MILE to keep you happy.

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i FILE this away