toofarnorth Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I would like to die with my hard on too. I am sure that was a film title They died with their hards on. Anyway , all on here are joking and why not if this 'ere member dies with his member pointing to the gods they can post pics of the post . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 hour ago, maxcorrigan said: Probably rigour mortise had set in, and made it a permanent fixture! More like pestle and mortise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 New marketing line for Viagra - It can raise the dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunpa Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Although he properly died a happy man, it's kind of a crappy way to be remembered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickmouse1 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Lucky maid...she found him at midnight? I wonder if he rented the room for a short time ,how else a chambermaid would enter a guest room at midnight? Oh,mind you I 4got it is a F*** love hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazes Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Apparently, in the days of capital punishment in the UK, a hanged man would usually have his tool sticking upright into the hangman's face at the end of the routine.... (Not sure about hanged women.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farcanell Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, blazes said: Apparently, in the days of capital punishment in the UK, a hanged man would usually have his tool sticking upright into the hangman's face at the end of the routine.... (Not sure about hanged women.) Engorged genitals in women.... lovely topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 23 minutes ago, blazes said: Apparently, in the days of capital punishment in the UK, a hanged man would usually have his tool sticking upright into the hangman's face at the end of the routine.... (Not sure about hanged women.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation Every once in a while a Darwin Awards candidate manages to off himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 The head line said 'dies due to taking too many Viagra" Further down the page, it said that the medication was called 'the muscle' Now,not picking knits,but isn't there cause for a defamation case here? I am sure that the company (Pfiezer?) wouldn't want their product associated with being the cause of death due to ingestion of their product. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunroaming Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 23 hours ago, sebastion said: Still erect in death. What a great way to go. Sent from my EVA-L19 using Tapatalk Of course it could be rigor mortis. So much dodgy "Viagra" on the market in Thailand I am not surprised by the amount of fatalities from using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimGant Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchonrocks Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 With such a deal being made of this event, anyone might think it's something big like the Second Coming or something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Irreverent comments but hugely entertaining. RIP old fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunroaming Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 53 minutes ago, scotchonrocks said: With such a deal being made of this event, anyone might think it's something big like the Second Coming or something.. Let's hope for his sake it was the second "coming". Wouldn't want to go without at least one "coming" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Khon Kaen Dave said: The head line said 'dies due to taking too many Viagra" Further down the page, it said that the medication was called 'the muscle' Now,not picking knits,but isn't there cause for a defamation case here? I am sure that the company (Pfiezer?) wouldn't want their product associated with being the cause of death due to ingestion of their product. Just sayin' What defamation? Great marketing ploy - raising the dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordguy61mi Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 He was coming and going at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantSpell Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 They found the lost dwarf finally and he is dead???? RIP Stiffy :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtrnuno41 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 heart stopped, no more blood pressure. So was he sure he had viagra or just mixed with wallpaper glue ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbler Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 A true diehard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 "Well, in my opinion Watson,when you have eliminated the impossible", etc,etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madusa Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 On 2017/2/20 at 1:55 AM, Jeremy50 said: That's interesting, the penis should go soft straight after the heart stops beating, though amongst medical experts it would be a bone of contention. I believe the viagra has a chemical that restricts the blood vessels in the penis area and it maintains the erection. Even when the heart stops beating the chemical still working on the nerves so the restriction of blood flow keep the penis erect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 20 minutes ago, madusa said: I believe the viagra has a chemical that restricts the blood vessels in the penis area and it maintains the erection. Even when the heart stops beating the chemical still working on the nerves so the restriction of blood flow keep the penis erect. wrong! exactly the opposite applies. Viagra and related medications are dilating blood vessels in a body because erection problems are quite often, especially with elderly men, caused by lacking blood flow. Viagra was in fact developed to enhance blood flow and the "VRMMPH" effect was found out later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Naam said: wrong! exactly the opposite applies. Viagra and related medications are dilating blood vessels in a body because erection problems are quite often, especially with elderly men, caused by lacking blood flow. Viagra was in fact developed to enhance blood flow and the "VRMMPH" effect was found out later. Nitrates do the same and is used to treat chest pain of heart disease patients. Nitrate and Viagra is a deadly combo, dilating arteries to the extend of lowering blood pressure to a dangerous level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, trogers said: Nitrates do the same and is used to treat chest pain of heart disease patients. Nitrate and Viagra is a deadly combo, dilating arteries to the extend of lowering blood pressure to a dangerous level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farcanell Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, madusa said: I believe the viagra has a chemical that restricts the blood vessels in the penis area and it maintains the erection. Even when the heart stops beating the chemical still working on the nerves so the restriction of blood flow keep the penis erect. Nope..... this appears to be the first case of viagra enduced post death stiffness. the recognized norm comes from a sudden and violent death... being hanged is sited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) Live fast, die young. RIP old man. Edited February 21, 2017 by djayz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 On 20/02/2017 at 4:23 PM, Thaiwrath said: They might need some help trying to close the coffin lid. There is the old line about the wife having it amputated and putting it into a selected orifice. 'How do you like it?'........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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