Are you having an affair?

[Wilsonandson]

I've been with the same women for 15 years now. She's all I want even though after the years the sex has slowed down. Everyday I work with and see beautiful women. I have to admit if approached I might be tempted. The one thing that keeps me faithful is what my wife said to me one day way back.

"If you cheat on me, I will cut off your dick" she said to me straight. And made a slicing sound.

What about you? Have you managed to get away with it? Had an affair? Any tips on how to sneak off and how to lie to a psychotic wife with a knife? Or are you trapped like me with only pornhub to get you by.

[Rc2702]

Cheat on her then and your problems solved. Once you got nothing to cheat with. Pretty sad too that you should come on a forum and discuss such matters. Shameful.

[pgrahmm]

It's that goose - gander thing.....

 

Too many ways you can lose it all....

 

There are no secrets in Thailand.....

 

A few years back  I stopped & chatted with a gal in CM for something/helping? picture?directions?/asking - not sure.....

 

A picture of me talking to her beat me home....Still don't know who took it....

[transam]

4 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

It's that goose - gander thing.....

 

Too many ways you can lose it all....

 

There are no secrets in Thailand.....

 

A few years back  I stopped & chatted with a gal in CM for something/helping? picture?directions?/asking - not sure.....

 

A picture of me talking to her beat me home....Still don't know who took it....

I went for a car wash.....Same thing..........

[StreetCowboy]

1 minute ago, transam said:

I went for a car wash.....Same thing..........

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

[transam]

12 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

Yes.....Sat for a car wash and Mrs.Trans was telephoned a story.....

 

<deleted> brilliant.....Made me laugh, but as always I watch my back.....From any direction as some 'may' will soon find out......

[Get Real]

Hell no! It´s not only my dear friend Dicky that would be cut. I would probably be pressed trough a meat grinder.

[Wilsonandson]

So no cheaters on Thai visa? What! We're the good old boys.

"I'm strict Catholic, can't cheat, that's the Devil talkin to yer Wilson my boy"

"Say, it ain't soo, yer gunner cheat on yer wife, why that's low mister, let me teach you a little respect"

"Cheatin on yer wife, you ought to be ashamed of yourself Wilson. We don't need folk like you in these here parts. Let's report this SOB to the sheriff"

"Your day's are numbered boy, we're keeping an eye on you, just one more, one more mistake and its....., its...."

[bangkokorbust]

Why get married in the first place, in Thailand the land of vertical smiles.
And we have OP asking for tips. The problem of course is the guilt.. Little sex at home but gotta to do the right thing.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I cheat on her with xhamster

[bangkokorbust]

I cheat on her with xhamster

With a hamster? I think that's against forum rules

[pgrahmm]

3 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

Heard there's some lonely cows up Lampang way.....

They won't tell.....

[robertthebruce]

29 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

I cheat on her with xhamster

 

Watch you don't get sick......sorry a Virus....l

[sipi]

Nup. Too lazy. Can't be bothered.

And wouldn't anyway.

[colinneil]

In my case the mind is willing, but the body is <deleted>.

Another problem my wheelchair gets stuck at the gate  

[catman20]

the thai women have been saying that for years ill cut ur dick off. man up !! if you were a man she would never even say that to you.

[samsensam]

 

I've been with the same women for 15 years now. She's all I want even though after the years the sex has slowed down. Everyday I work with and see beautiful women. I have to admit if approached I might be tempted

 

if you haven't been approached in 15 years you're probably on safe ground.

[Peterw42]

18 minutes ago, catman20 said:

the thai women have been saying that for years ill cut ur dick off. man up !! if you were a man she would never even say that to you.

Thailand is the world leader for Penis reattachment surgery. At least there is fair warning.

[Peterw42]

Women have affairs, men just have sex. Most of the time, if a woman has an affair, its for lots of complex reasons, its emotional, security, financial etc. For most men it is the same as getting a snack at 7/11.

[Kabula]

It appears the shelf life on that lady has expired!

 

Tell her she has responsibilities and if she has a medical problem or anger issues, she as a duty to disclose them now.

 

She may have another sexual supply behind your back....happens all the time now.  Especially, if you mentioned money problems or cut back on her cash flow.

 

There are herbal aids that she can take to get her in the mood again.  More cash and shopping seem to be a woman's Viagra.

 

If the attitude continues, put her on notice; it's your way or the highway!  Life is short; don't let a woman get in the way.  Enjoy life.

 

Personally, any woman that threatens to cut off, 'Mr. Happy," I would dump her within a minute.  All she has to do is here a rumor and say goodbye to your wanking!

 

Your mistake was not to have backup, but with the threats, I can understand why.

 

It's

[SpeakeasyThai]

What a terrible nasty thing to say to you. Regardless if you have an affair or not I would leave her for saying such a threatening abhorrant statement. I would rather be single and free than have to put up with such threats.

Edited March 6, 2017 by SpeakeasyThai

[HerbalEd]

For many expat men in Thailand it is very often very easy to find recreational sex with a young beautiful Thai woman (pro, gik, mia noi, dek sideline, etc.). For some men, just knowing this is actually enough, and they don't take the bait.

 

However, other men find the temptation too enticing and so they take the bait — and if the girl/lady is especially hot and/or crafty, and/or he's stupid, he also take the hook, line & sinker and his destruction is likely inevitable. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Don Mega]

I dont get involved in affairs but I'll grab a rental when the itch needs scratching, missus gets well pissed about it but meh, she knows where the door is.

[Dukeleto]

"If you cheat on me, I will cut off your dick" she said to me straight. And made a slicing sound."

....and you married her? You may have bigger balls than me but that might, in the end, be all you are left with!

[smotherb]

14 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

Cheat on her then and your problems solved. Once you got nothing to cheat with. Pretty sad too that you should come on a forum and discuss such matters. Shameful.

Not so sure it is shameful, but certainly pitiful. If the OPs statement that his wife is psychotic and would cut off his manhood is not said in jest, he has more to be concerned about than infidelity.

[AgMech Cowboy]

14 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

Cheat on her then and your problems solved. Once you got nothing to cheat with. Pretty sad too that you should come on a forum and discuss such matters. Shameful.

 I agree with you. It's just a bullshit question "post" so he can compete for the 'poster of the year award'.

[Jedsada3]

As my ex-wife always said: you can get appetite everywhere but you must eat at home.

 

 

[Peterw42]

2 minutes ago, Jedsada3 said:

As my ex-wife always said: you can get appetite everywhere but you must eat at home.

 

 

Does that mean you can bring take away home, the wife will share it with you ?

[Jedsada3]

3 minutes ago, Peterw42 said:

Does that mean you can bring take away home, the wife will share it with you ?

It would have been good!

 

But she even didn't allow me an "amuse bouche"!

 

[smotherb]

14 hours ago, pgrahmm said:

It's that goose - gander thing.....

 

Too many ways you can lose it all....

 

There are no secrets in Thailand.....

 

A few years back  I stopped & chatted with a gal in CM for something/helping? picture?directions?/asking - not sure.....

 

A picture of me talking to her beat me home....Still don't know who took it....

It's that bamboo grapevine that will get you every time--like that old joke; what's faster: telephone, telegraph, or tell a woman? I told my wife I was going into town for a beer, but was several miles away on a different island in the PI when my wife called me and asked me to pick-up some of the  sausages we like. The place we get the sausages was right across the street from where I was.