What’s the Craziest Creature you’ve seen in Thailand?

[1FinickyOne]

4 hours ago, steven100 said:

seen many crazy creatures working in bars at Nana, Soi Cowboy and Pattaya.

 

Which don't compare to the customers with the tank tops and enough pit hair that you could braid it... 

[Dmaxdan]

Myself, first thing in the morning when I look in the mirror. Even after 50 odd years it still shocks me.


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[Nurseynutcase]

I don't know about seeing weird creatures but I love to hear the Tukares (I think that's the right spelling) they sound so funny.

[AaronC76]

Digging in the garden and 6 big black scorpions literally crawled out of the ground in front of me! Was not expecting that!

[elgordo38]

8 hours ago, possum1931 said:

Plenty of them in Pattaya, obese, ugly, facial haired, tattooed Farangs, just as bad are the overmuscled freaks, or young Arnie lookalikes, though about the only place you see them is in the gym.

Ah but for the grace of a good woman there go I.

[elgordo38]

4 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

Myself, first thing in the morning when I look in the mirror. Even after 50 odd years it still shocks me.


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Lordie I think I have found my twin brother. 

[Gold Star]

Well..., anyone ever seen a testicle necked monkey before?

[Wilsonandson]

Tarantula whilst trekking up north. Not sure it was crazy though.
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[4MyEgo]

Drop dead gorgeous Thai girl with a hard on, I was lucky I got away before she got a grip on me 555

[4MyEgo]

5 hours ago, Nurseynutcase said:

I don't know about seeing weird creatures but I love to hear the Tukares (I think that's the right spelling) they sound so funny.

Cicada's ?

[Enoon]

 

 

 

[Khon Kaen Dave]

57 minutes ago, 4MyEgo said:

Drop dead gorgeous Thai girl with a hard on, I was lucky I got away before she got a grip on me 555

Good one.

It reminds me of the old joke.

I got on a song teaw,  and found myself sitting opposite the most gorgeous Thai girl I'd ever seen.Long black hair,a tight t shirt and a very short skirt. As she crossed her legs to get more comfortable, the skirt rode up even more. I thought "for gods sake don't get an erection, for gods sake dont get an erection. But she did!

[maxtingtong]

Just yesterday shared my bathroom with a 3 mt. king cobra

[balo]

A worm living in the sand on the beach ,  it crawled up from  a hole. 

 

 

 

[Blackheart1916]

21 hours ago, possum1931 said:

Plenty of them in Pattaya, obese, ugly, facial haired, tattooed Farangs, just as bad are the overmuscled freaks, or young Arnie lookalikes, though about the only place you see them is in the gym.

You have a thing against beards?

[NoshowJones]

2 hours ago, Blackheart1916 said:

You have a thing against beards?

A designer stubble is not too bad, other than that, IMO facial hair is evil looking, why is it mostly unattractive guys who grow facial hair?

Most of the terrorists, evil people, child molesters have facial hair. However, I am not saying all people with facial hair are evil, one of my best friends has it, and

you could not meet a nicer guy.

[Nurseynutcase]

14 hours ago, 4MyEgo said:

Cicada's ?

Sorry no, not cicadas.

 

The tukares (a type of blue lizard) give a little groan and then say f*** you, f*** you up to seven times (yes I know I am sad),  Really funny to hear, they are here in Phuket and I have heard them in Cambodia and Malaysia

[transam]

1 minute ago, possum1931 said:

A designer stubble is not too bad, other than that, IMO facial hair is evil looking, why is it mostly unattractive guys who grow facial hair?

Most of the terrorists, evil people, child molesters have facial hair. However, I am not saying all people with facial hair are evil, one of my best friends has it, and

you could not meet a nicer guy.

It seems mans evolution was we were all to have facial hair.....I had a beard for about 30 years though I must admit it was trimmed to perfection,,,,

[NoshowJones]

28 minutes ago, transam said:

It seems mans evolution was we were all to have facial hair.....I had a beard for about 30 years though I must admit it was trimmed to perfection,,,,

Just as well you haven't got a beard today Trans, or you would be looking at the guys I always laugh at, their heads looking

as if they are upside down.

[transam]

1 minute ago, possum1931 said:

Just as well you haven't got a beard today Trans, or you would be looking at the guys I always laugh at, their heads looking

as if they are upside down.

Guess who..........And yes my hair was on the way out way back then....Sadly.....Nice car though eh...

 

 

[NoshowJones]

11 minutes ago, transam said:

Guess who..........And yes my hair was on the way out way back then....Sadly.....Nice car though eh...

 

 

Is that you Trans? You look like a rock star, I'm just trying to think who.

[transam]

1 minute ago, possum1931 said:

Is that you Trans? You look like a rock star, I'm just trying to think who.

Yep me, I fink 1982.....Outside mums place, South Beach Pwllheli....N. Wales...

[Dipterocarp]

Old Farang Hippie dressed as Lord Shiva leading a small line of followers on Loi Khro Road in Chiangmai. Barefoot, carrying a staff and everything. It wasn't Halloween.

[DILLIGAD]

Guess who..........And yes my hair was on the way out way back then....Sadly.....Nice car though eh...
 
 

Think I saw that episode of The Professionals!


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[transam]

2 minutes ago, DILLIGAD said:

Think I saw that episode of The Professionals!


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Keep that to yourself.....

[Panda13]

Sorry no, not cicadas.
 
The tukares (a type of blue lizard) give a little groan and then say f*** you, f*** you up to seven times (yes I know I am sad),  Really funny to hear, they are here in Phuket and I have heard them in Cambodia and Malaysia

Have one that lives outside my kitchen window. The gf says, its good luck if they call 10 times and to buy a lottery ticket. Mine calls 10 times just about nightly so I'm always buying tickets but only win 2 numbers usually.

[Wilsonandson]

Is that you Trans? You look like a rock star, I'm just trying to think who.

Phil Colins

[DILLIGAD]

Phil Colins

More like Joan!


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[Wilsonandson]

More like Joan!

 

 

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No really Trans looked like Phil Collins back then and I saw somewhere before Trans photo recently and he looks like an old Phil Collins there too. I'm beginning to think maybe Trans is Phil Collins!

 

[kunfish]

Found a gecko in fridge clinging to a small bottle of soda. He ran away after thawing out a bit


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