Yes, may is the month.

Happy birthday Tuky.

I have it from the highest authority that its March. Anyway Tuky have a great birthday, get pissed and then tell them all tomorrow and make them feel like shit. All the best mate.

Happy Birthday!........ If you'd be in town it coulda been a blow-out... but no worries, next year.

Best wishes to you, mate.

Thanks goes to all

It ended up being a great night, got a bit drunk and watched a bit of telly.

This morning the wifes wants to go shopping, so I said no

I wonder who will have the last laugh?

so hows the head today tuky?

i hope you had a nice night despite the family forgetting! you know we were all sending the good vibes your way.

I wonder who will have the last laugh?

Speaking as a woman, she will. You poor sods rarely have a chance

I wonder who will have the last laugh?

Speaking as a woman, she will. You poor sods rarely have a chance

But we do try

You gotta give us that

Happy Birthday to you 'Tuky'.

Better late than never.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

At least you were fit and healthy on your b'day Mr Tuky ... 3 days before my birthday in December I developed a sore throat and low and behold 2 hours before my 'Octoberfest birthday bonanza' at the Suam Lum night bazaar had a raging fever ... ... had to call all the boys and cancel and then spent the night at home in bed delerious with a bird flu variant ... I was too sick to even watch Man U playing West Ham and as I drifted in and out of conciousness could only listen as the muckin Hammers defeated Man U and inflicted salt into my weeping wounds ...

There you go now thats a happy birthday ....

Anyway I've been making up for it in the new year .... you just can't keep a good man down ...

Happy birthday Mr Tuky and I will raise a glass of Chivas Regal to you tonight ...

I wish i were Marilyn Monroe and sang "Happy Birthday" song for you Mr. Tuky

xoxo

Mr Tuky Sir...(please note how polite the LBD is)

What pisses you off more..

The fact you had a birthday..

or the fact your hints were ignored ???