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You know you've been in Thailand too long when...........

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7 hours ago, Beats56 said:

When house geckos don't startle you anymore.

 

That's dinner.

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When the bar girls stop calling you sexy man. 

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When you floor the throttle pedal when the traffic light 100 meter ahead turns amber.

When You have a GPS , but rarely use it.


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1 hour ago, markaoffy said:


And not worth bothering with ! In the Uk it’s 1p for £1 spend ! Equivalent of 50 Satang for 45 baht spent


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Depends which ones. If you are buying stuff there anyway and get $ 50-100 a year in freebies its worth it.

 

 

Haha,, great thread.

When you are surprised at seeing Toast evenly brown , or enjoy those awfull Sausage things.


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.....when your dog barks all night and you do nothing about it!

On ‎3‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 2:01 AM, HAKAPALITA said:

When the PC Mods ban u from T.V

If you've only been banned once you're still an amateur.

On ‎3‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 10:51 PM, transam said:

When you salute the BiB....:sad:

I salute the lady at Macro handing out parking stamps, does that count?

When you tink all ferangs are Bald.[emoji1410]


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3 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

I salute the lady at Macro handing out parking stamps, does that count?

As long it is with a Wai too. I concur...:stoner:

8 hours ago, PatOngo said:

.....when your dog barks all night and you do nothing about it!

How do you find out if your dog barks all night?  

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20 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

How do you find out if your dog barks all night?  

I asked it! :wacko:

When you visit your homeland and hit-on 20 yr old cashiers....and are surprised when she thinks you're a dirty old man.

On 3/14/2018 at 8:20 PM, PatOngo said:

I asked it! :wacko:

I can't be bothered with the whole joke, but anyway eventually, the farmer says, "I can't go through with the deal; it's all a fraud.  The dog can't sing.  The horse is a ventriloquist"

When the only reason you stay is because actually you don’t really have any
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When you actually eat more farang food than Thai food because you've realised that no matter how good the Som Tum is it's not worth spending an hour on the toilet crapping out your insides every time.

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When you go to a party, eat the grub then get up and go home....bored.gif.da5b3b6119652219cb4e583dbd391b2d.gif

When you dont go to any Thai Social events like me.Cant stand em, too much noise.!!.


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When you see a film of a motor accident on the news and use the last 3 digits  of the number plate to play the underground  lottery .

 

Or, Your make a cup of coffee and only fill the cup half full . 

23 hours ago, siamcrut said:

When you drink Lao Khao and smoke SMS.

 

At 8 .30am

When you see 4-5 people on a motorbike.

See a pick up well over loaded ,or a wide/high load.

See a dead dog splattered on the road.

And you do not bat an eyelid 

When you start watching Thai soaps and enjoying them.

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