Never met her. Fans do pop up everywhere.

Is this thread about crossdressing fairies? How come these lone pipers are always so 'lone? Don't they shower?

fer me, mate...if it ain't Glasge it ain't Scotland...(speaking as a true bluenose supporter...)

Just for you tutsi!

And this. :D

I knew it, I knew it!!!...well, in Abu Dhabi, we were doin' a hydrotest onna boiler an' one scot in attendance said to another (as he threw his empty plastic water boddle) 'I like throwin' boddles...specially at people dressed in BLUE!!!'...we dangled the hapless prod by de ankles offa the top platform ob de boiler for a bit then allowed 'em to go home...sheeed, shias an' sunnis?...let's talk about prods an' RC's(da prods got another term for 'nigger' for catholics but I fergit what it is) in the desert sands ob de Middle East...an' I ain't even a christian...

Jet/Gordon if you're looking for a fight you'll have to get more personal. The inmates here are mostly senile and slow. It's hard to raise them. You'll have to do better

Or another...Wonder who this is?

New year this year in Sydney.

I've had a few bevvies with that particular scotsman before... it looks like he's put on a bit of extra weight though...

Or another...Wonder who this is?

New year this year in Sydney.

I've had a few bevvies with that particular scotsman before... it looks like he's put on a bit of extra weight though...

Good to hear from you too. Didnt i see you post in the Fat Forum also? :D

Dont worry i've started back playing football(soccer) so i will lose a bit later. But you know what they say?

You need a big engine to work this!(points to groin)

Oh! At tutsi. Lets not go down that line regarding religion. My best mates a tim and Celtic fan.

Or another...Wonder who this is?

New year this year in Sydney.

I've had a few bevvies with that particular scotsman before... it looks like he's put on a bit of extra weight though...

Good to hear from you too. Didnt i see you post in the Fat Forum also? :D

Dont worry i've started back playing football(soccer) so i will lose a bit later. But you know what they say?

You need a big engine to work this!(points to groin)

Oh! At tutsi. Lets not go down that line regarding religion. My best mates a tim and Celtic fan.

I hear ya, mate...I say we lynch Ms gordon fer stirrin' it up

Nope. You mustifarians dragged in the kilts and the fanatics. So, FO. And what the heck are fat forum contributors doing here? Go to the fat farm. This field is for warriors. Red Eyes, you are cruisin for a crust-ridden bruisin, you old fart. You couldn't hold a verbal sword match if Osama Obama were coaching you, you old turdie. Go along now, I'm sure there are some baskets to be woven.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Perhaps there is a misunderstanding. It is the fate of every new topic in Bedlam to be hijacked and degenerate into meaningless dribble. Alas, this thread will surely succumb to the same fate.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!! :D

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!! :D

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!! :D

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

oh, JetG, you are so predictable !

Good People Of Bedlam!

If this feisty lass gives you a hard time, do not hesitate to show your love by giving her a one star rating. May she be forever blessed with a one star rating! amen.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!! :D

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

oh, JetG, you are so predictable !

Good People Of Bedlam!

If this feisty lass gives you a hard time, do not hesitate to show your love by giving her a one star rating. May she be forever blessed with a one star rating! amen.

Well, I did not mean to do it. I clicked on your last star, thinking it would go to six stars, and POOF, it went to three. BTW, you started this miniwar, Grover. Deal with it.

Nope. You mustifarians dragged in the kilts and the fanatics. So, FO. And what the heck are fat forum contributors doing here? Go to the fat farm. This field is for warriors. Red Eyes, you are cruisin for a crust-ridden bruisin, you old fart. You couldn't hold a verbal sword match if Osama Obama were coaching you, you old turdie. Go along now, I'm sure there are some baskets to be woven.

:D

" old turdie "

" fat farm "

" crust ridden bruisin "

love it jet.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!! :D

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

oh, JetG, you are so predictable !

Good People Of Bedlam!

If this feisty lass gives you a hard time, do not hesitate to show your love by giving her a one star rating. May she be forever blessed with a one star rating! amen.

Well, I did not mean to do it. I clicked on your last star, thinking it would go to six stars, and POOF, it went to three. BTW, you started this miniwar, Grover. Deal with it.

wow didn't mean to take you to the brink! c'mon JetG, we are just muckin about, no ? nobody takes those rating seriously anyway. anyways this is the Battle in Bedlam forum, so all is fair in love and war.

Nope. You mustifarians dragged in the kilts and the fanatics. So, FO. And what the heck are fat forum contributors doing here? Go to the fat farm. This field is for warriors. Red Eyes, you are cruisin for a crust-ridden bruisin, you old fart. You couldn't hold a verbal sword match if Osama Obama were coaching you, you old turdie. Go along now, I'm sure there are some baskets to be woven.

Missie, don't get personal. Thou art a babe inna woods. I'll take you over my knee an paint that crusty behind all red.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!! :D

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

oh, JetG, you are so predictable !

Good People Of Bedlam!

If this feisty lass gives you a hard time, do not hesitate to show your love by giving her a one star rating. May she be forever blessed with a one star rating! amen.

Well, I did not mean to do it. I clicked on your last star, thinking it would go to six stars, and POOF, it went to three. BTW, you started this miniwar, Grover. Deal with it.

wow didn't mean to take you to the brink! c'mon JetG, we are just muckin about, no ? nobody takes those rating seriously anyway. anyways this is the Battle in Bedlam forum, so all is fair in love and war.

Ya, well, you don't know this, but, if I get upset it takes 52 boxes of tissue to clean the nasal passages of me and my tresses. I'm sorry to take away those stars from you, Grover. Sniffle. I was just doing what you said you did. And, gee, everybody knows the avg postings per day of my tresses and me, but nobody wished us happy birthday. I'm taking my Maggie accessory to go handbag some katoeys at the wine bar now. 742 is a long time. And the end is nowhere in sight.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!!

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

oh, JetG, you are so predictable !

Good People Of Bedlam!

If this feisty lass gives you a hard time, do not hesitate to show your love by giving her a one star rating. May she be forever blessed with a one star rating! amen.

Well, I did not mean to do it. I clicked on your last star, thinking it would go to six stars, and POOF, it went to three. BTW, you started this miniwar, Grover. Deal with it.

wow didn't mean to take you to the brink! c'mon JetG, we are just muckin about, no ? nobody takes those rating seriously anyway. anyways this is the Battle in Bedlam forum, so all is fair in love and war.

hey grover,

jet aint getting personnal mate,

she is just better at using her lovely words than you guys are.

easy as that mate.

this gorgon woman must be punished...in mideaval fashion as in the film 'Day of Rage'...strapped to the stake and consumed wid fire...let her then make her outrageous declarations...let her then attempt to provoke an' intemmidate...

Ms gorgon, I'm making sum fresh baba ganoush today an' I don't think that want you to have none...

Whadditidotoyou? Sure, take my rice cooker and chili and sauce tips, and then throw me to the grovers. Ha. Mark my words, one more gorgon bash and you are going to hippie heaven, Tutsi.

And <deleted> Grover. Get back in your wheelchair and go pick your nose in the rose garden.

I just visited your profile and gave you 1 star!

It reduced your rating from 5 stars to 3 stars !!!

Titty for tatty, Grover. Check out your profile.

oh, JetG, you are so predictable !

Good People Of Bedlam!

If this feisty lass gives you a hard time, do not hesitate to show your love by giving her a one star rating. May she be forever blessed with a one star rating! amen.

Well, I did not mean to do it. I clicked on your last star, thinking it would go to six stars, and POOF, it went to three. BTW, you started this miniwar, Grover. Deal with it.

wow didn't mean to take you to the brink! c'mon JetG, we are just muckin about, no ? nobody takes those rating seriously anyway. anyways this is the Battle in Bedlam forum, so all is fair in love and war.

Ya, well, you don't know this, but, if I get upset it takes 52 boxes of tissue to clean the nasal passages of me and my tresses. I'm sorry to take away those stars from you, Grover. Sniffle. I was just doing what you said you did. And, gee, everybody knows the avg postings per day of my tresses and me, but nobody wished us happy birthday. I'm taking my Maggie accessory to go handbag some katoeys at the wine bar now. 742 is a long time. And the end is nowhere in sight.

rubbish! your an incredibly devious woman JetG, i'm not falling for that trickery.

thank god for the edit button.

cricky's grover, you got some one watching me my old scrote. ?

i am guilty as charged.

im very impressed with you grover for your detective work.

cricky's grover, you got some one watching me my old scrote. ?

i am guilty as charged.

im very impressed with you grover for your detective work.

Willy <deleted> if you ask me. He fell for my whole performance. Now I'm gonna hit him for Bt400,000 for a new kidney and a wooden house in the upcountry. And Bt122 for the tissue. I cannot help it, the tresses are ruthless.

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

Willy <deleted> if you ask me. He fell for my whole performance. Now I'm gonna hit him for Bt400,000 for a new kidney and a wooden house in the upcountry. And Bt122 for the tissue. I cannot help it, the tresses are ruthless.

Ha!

Delusional. Absolutely delusional. I never fell for such a thing

And if you think i'm going to fork out 400000 baht for you, you're <deleted> mad!

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

But Dan Sai .. he'll just pull his pants down, bend over and enjoy ....

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

Who is Loaded, DSK? Do you want backup? Absolutely, DJT, Terry and me will help, and then we'll get Grover to hurl soiled nappies at the D-head before he does wheelies over his appendages with his rocker chair.

And Grover, you <deleted> in a wheelie, you will pay, baby, you will.

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

Who is Loaded, DSK? Do you want backup? Absolutely, DJT, Terry and me will help, and then we'll get Grover to hurl soiled nappies at the D-head before he does wheelies over his appendages with his rocker chair.

And Grover, you <deleted> in a wheelie, you will pay, baby, you will.

I think DSK wants to be alone and intimate with Loaded really Miss Jet ... 'the fight' is a guise and I don't doubt that they will be using bananas and soiled garments on each other behind closed doors ...

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

Who is Loaded, DSK? Do you want backup? Absolutely, DJT, Terry and me will help, and then we'll get Grover to hurl soiled nappies at the D-head before he does wheelies over his appendages with his rocker chair.

And Grover, you <deleted> in a wheelie, you will pay, baby, you will.

<deleted> ? do I need to remind you of the rules of this thread JetG?

ok enufs enuf. I'm gonna call you grandma from now on. I've put up with your crap about my age for too long. no more JetG for you miss.

Hey DJT, sounds like you're getting into that fantasy a little too much, if you know what I mean. Do you 'fantasize' about me a lot?

Okay, forget about bananas - I only mention that cos I saw a monkey throw one really hard once - throw DJT at him!