Valentine's Day Is Coming...

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February 1, 200719 yr

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

February 1, 200719 yr

strange boy...

... whatever floats your boat i guess

February 1, 200719 yr

Hmm, whose is that then?

It's not mine!!

February 1, 200719 yr

Wolfie, ever heard of Scottish indie act 'My Bloody Valentine'? Should be your cuppa tea, I think.

February 1, 200719 yr

you goin in a group hug with leithy baby, with those weapons?

February 1, 200719 yr

oh, god...don't let the missus know...

btw...I object to the allusion to Gram Parson's classic, heart wrenching ballad

February 1, 200719 yr

Noooooo Way there are just some things a Duck Simply won't indulge in..

February 1, 200719 yr

What the H#%@#$%!

February 1, 200719 yr

Valentines Day...Wheeeee I just hope there's some poor Old Desperate Lady who finds it in her heart to send me a Valentine...

February 1, 200719 yr

Valentines Day...Wheeeee I just hope there's some poor Old Desperate Lady who finds it in her heart to send me a Valentine...

I am composing one just for you, LBD.

I don't want a card. Champers, chocolates and mice, please.

February 2, 200719 yr

Valentines Day...Wheeeee I just hope there's some poor Old Desperate Lady who finds it in her heart to send me a Valentine...

I am composing one just for you, LBD.

I don't want a card. Champers, chocolates and mice, please.

How about Chocolate coated Mice ???

February 2, 200719 yr

Valentines Day...Wheeeee I just hope there's some poor Old Desperate Lady who finds it in her heart to send me a Valentine...

I am composing one just for you, LBD.

I don't want a card. Champers, chocolates and mice, please.

How about Chocolate coated Mice ???

Um, OK, that would be lovely. Can we have champers on the side with gooseberries and cream?

February 2, 200719 yr

How about some Siam Sato and a few Mangoes ???

After all I am a Classy Duck..

February 2, 200719 yr

its both funny and sickly sweet at the same time

February 2, 200719 yr

Author

It's about time someone bought this thread back on topic...

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

February 2, 200719 yr

Somehow I doubt, very much, that JD would be giving that gift to his own better half !

February 2, 200719 yr

its both funny and sickly sweet at the same time

Grover! In your current avatarial condition you might be a target. Shhhh.

February 2, 200719 yr

Yoda is not a geriatric anal porn star.

February 2, 200719 yr

Author

Somehow I doubt, very much, that JD would be giving that gift to his own better half !

You've met her haven't you John? ... can't remember... too many beers ago...

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

February 2, 200719 yr

When I get old and losing my hair in a few weeks from now..

Will you be sending me a Valentine? Birthday Greeting or Bottle of Wine??

February 2, 200719 yr

It's about time someone bought this thread back on topic...

on topic , group hug, Jomtien beach with the weapons, dont forget the vaso

February 2, 200719 yr

It's about time someone bought this thread back on topic...

on topic , group hug, Jomtien beach with the weapons, dont forget the vaso

Mr Bronco thats Valentines Day not Vengence Day..

(slip a bit of sand in the vaso she'll cut like a new file)..

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