What's Your Favourite Joke

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into

a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up

and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks

the doctor about her baby.

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The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl! The

babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened

immediately. Your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not mi'

brother!

He's a clueless, gob-<deleted>!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,

"Well, what's my daughter's name?

Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is totally relieved.

"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my

brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

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> "Denephew".