Climax collision! Police find PVC pipe and pornographic material after accident

 

Image: Sanook

 

Police in Khon Kaen found a delivery van driver with his pants round his knees after he collided with a parked car and a motorcycle.

 

Forty three year old Saichon (surname withheld) from Nakorn Sawan was in a state of shock. 

 

Outside his vehicle police found a pornographic CD and its lurid cover. 

 

They also found a 2 inch diameter PVC pipe at the scene.

 

The cops have determined that this was a clear cut case of tugging on the highway. By concentrating on his masturbation rather than the road ahead the driver had caused an accident, investigators determined.

 

A witness saw the delivery van traverse a traffic barrier at speed and thump into the parked vehicles in Soi Mitraphap 25. 

 

Passers-by were stunned when the driver did not get out. 

 

But police quickly on the scene found the driver unclothed from the waist down. 

 

Sanook reported that there was a lot of speculation and comment from people at the scene. 

 

Saichon was being evasive when questioned by the cops. He was taken away to the booth at Khon Kaen University nearby to explain himself. 

 

There police would decide what charges should be laid. 

 

 

Source: Sanook

 

 

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43 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

He was taken away to the booth at Khon Kaen University nearby to explain himself. There police would decide what charges should be laid. 

I bet Saichon didn't appreciate the irony of the police statement.

 

47 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Police in Khon Kaen found a delivery van driver with his pants round his knees

that explains why the driving is so bad here

1 minute ago, YetAnother said:

48 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

Police in Khon Kaen found a delivery van driver with his pants round his knees

that explains why the driving is so bad here

Perhaps to improve the driving, there should be a concerted effort to pull together?

 

2" pipe  who was he trying to kid ?  Guess it looked better than the18mm he was really using 

1 hour ago, rooster59 said:

They also found a 2 inch diameter PVC pipe at the scene.

He should have just gone to the local PVC parlor.

 

There's a gerbil to be rescued in there. 

PVC pipe makers ought to quickly get the "alternative " use for their product  "patented"....before somebody gets there before then.

2 hours ago, YetAnother said:

that explains why the driving is so bad here

I saw a video of  "Nong Mint"  doing BJ  while the car driver is driving his Toyota and thought the same.

 

Damn, that looks painful without padding!

Give him a break. He was on his way to the fertility clinic..

Laying pipe?

 

I guess that's what happens when you use google translate after something on a foreign porn movie piques your interest.

Not fair....

Police can watch porn without risc violating the computer act......

Not a happy ending fo’ sho’!

It was just a pipe dream ...

They might want to wear gloves when picking up that pipe. Don’t know where it has been. Actually, yes we do....

That explains why he didn't get out and run away!

If I was the copper I'd use at least two pair of gloves before "handling the evidence" 

And it appeared out off the Blue.!


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you sure he was THAI that pipe is way to big, i bought some *thingys* from 7/11, 50 baht, buy one pkt, get one free,  yes they were too small ha ha, just looking for a thai guy to give them away. loss of face or what ? lol

"Sneaky-Tugger" HaHa

pipe meets e.coli 

Yet more plastic pollution in Thailand. Should be using something more natural like leather or so I'm told.

Brings a whole new meaning to "laying some pipe" ...

1 hour ago, hobobo said:

If I was the copper I'd use at least two pair of gloves before "handling the evidence" 

Come again ?

 

So that’s what all that blue pipe is for.

4 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I bet Saichon didn't appreciate the irony of the police statement.

 

Not to mention it was reported by Sanook. They earned their name today.

<deleted> needs a yearlong driving ban 

5 hours ago, rooster59 said:

They also found a 2 inch diameter PVC pipe at the scene.

2"...  You know this story was translated by an American or a pre-decimal English man/woman.

 

2 inch is 50mm to everybody else...

 

To be correct as the pipe is Thai it would 50mm which is in actual fact = 1and 31/32 inch give a few thou.

4 minutes ago, Basil B said:

2"...  You know this story was translated by an American or a pre-decimal English man/woman.

2 inch is 50mm to everybody else...

Not so.

PVC pipe fittings are sold in imperial sizes in Thailand - even though lengths of pipe are sold by the metre.

Only yesterday I bought an inch and a quarter tee piece (to repair an office chair), even though I knew I needed one with a 35mm internal diameter.