a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

The trouble with fantasies is that once you have fulfilled them ....you have none !

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

thats a classic dave. :D

Maybe not profound but definitely original..

"The Pub is always bigger than the drinker"

© John in a Haslemere public house circa 1982

You can manipulate everything, but not Karma.

by GracelessFawn

The pressure in the bladder is inversely proportional to the distance to the bog.

My last boss in the UK was constantly reading those 'how to be a better ..... ' books, and would frequently end emails with one of his favourites.

"Success is a journey, not a destination"

After I had settled here, I sent the same email to friends and ex-work collegues and ended it with.

"Contentment is a destination and unless you arrive at at least one destination in your life, you can have as much success as you want but you won't have acheived anything"

Yeah Thaddeus many ways of saying the same thing...more importantly whats that stuff under ur avatar??

A dishonest politician only talks about all the good things they are going to do.

A criminally dishonest politician only talks about the bad things the others will do.

(Actually part of a book/collectional essay in writing.)

Yeah Thaddeus many ways of saying the same thing...more importantly whats that stuff under ur avatar??

It's Thai Script, but if you haven't got Thai encoding turned on, it just appears as symbols....... I'll sit on one of my PC's one day and do it properly. (I just like my Mac too much)

//edit/spolling

He's not gay. But his boyfriend is.

If things don't change, they'll stay as they are.

I always wondered, who I was, where I’d been and where I was going. Then I got a passport and I knew.

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

thats a classic dave. :D

Remember Dave TV?

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

thats a classic dave. :D

Remember Dave TV?

Are we talking about Van Halen?

(Dedicate one to the ladies...)

Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you

//edit/ spelling/ remove useless noun/ tidy up and make good/sam loi baht

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

thats a classic dave. :D

Remember Dave TV?

Are we talking about Van Halen?

(Dedicate one to the ladies...)

Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you

//edit/ spelling/ remove useless noun/ tidy up and make good/sam loi baht

Dave sure can't write poetry, nothing rhymes

That's why you can't see him at times

and cool don't rhyme with whistling

Never invite somebody to dinner that you're not on farting terms with!

I got my new passport today so...

"Passport photos are what people really look like!"

One from Grandmothers everywhere, God love em....

"Why you going so fast, you'll not get there any quicker you know....!"

As humorous as that is and, usually untrue, there have been sad days in my life where it has never, ever been truer.

redrus

If you choose to be political you must decide which Lie to believe.

Rule number one. No one goes to bed mad.

© aughie

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

thats a classic dave.

Remember Dave TV?

Are we talking about Van Halen?

(Dedicate one to the ladies...)

Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you

//edit/ spelling/ remove useless noun/ tidy up and make good/sam loi baht

Dave sure can't write poetry, nothing rhymes

That's why you can't see him at times

and cool don't rhyme with whistling

OK Jens, you want rhyme ... I got rhyme ...

One katoy for Jens and one katoy for Thad,

3 katoys for Terry coz he's very, very bad.

OK Jens, you want rhyme ... I got rhyme ...

One katoy for Jens and one katoy for Thad,

3 katoys for Terry coz he's very, very bad.

and rhythm ...

a katoey in the hand is worth ten in dave's shop.

Sticks and stones will break your bones but katoys will only make Terry smile

thats a classic dave.

Remember Dave TV?

Are we talking about Van Halen?

(Dedicate one to the ladies...)

Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool

Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you

//edit/ spelling/ remove useless noun/ tidy up and make good/sam loi baht

Dave sure can't write poetry, nothing rhymes

That's why you can't see him at times

and cool don't rhyme with whistling

OK Jens, you want rhyme ... I got rhyme ...

One katoy for Jens and one katoy for Thad,

3 katoys for Terry coz he is very, very bad.

It just didnt quite do it for me DJT..

So I corrected it now it rhymes beautifly..

Dirty Duck, Dirty Duck..

I dont give a Flying Fruck..

OK Jens, you want rhyme ... I got rhyme ...

One katoy for Jens and one katoy for Thad,

3 katoys for Terry coz he's very, very bad.

and rhythm ...

Who could ask for anything more?

Gawd... it's like first rehearsals at the Neptune on Hanover Street in here sometimes.

(tiggy will get that )

Dirty Duck, Dirty Duck..

I dont give a Flying Fruck..

That's good. I think you should give up your day job.

The bigger the arse, the tighter the pockets.

Gawd... it's like first rehearsals at the Neptune on Hanover Street in here sometimes.

(tiggy will get that )

I certainly do. I went to see Steve Coogan during his 'Bag o <deleted>' tour at the neptune. A night of mirth and laughter was had by all.

Gawd... it's like first rehearsals at the Neptune on Hanover Street in here sometimes.

(tiggy will get that )

I certainly do. I went to see Steve Coogan during his 'Bag o <deleted>' tour at the neptune. A night of mirth and laughter was had by all.

It was very good, I went to that one too.... it was more than good, I laughed my testicles off for most of the performance of that production. Some other shows there caused a large amount of mirth, but for completely different reasons