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"I carry two cooked sausages in a poo bag when I take the dog out. When the dog takes a <deleted> I pretend to pick it up but never do. Never have. Anyone says anything and I point to the bag pretending it's poo. After walkies me and the dog have a sausage each. We often get funny looks"

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2 hours ago, Thailand said:

"I carry two cooked sausages in a poo bag when I take the dog out. When the dog takes a <deleted> I pretend to pick it up but never do.

Then with slight of hand I take out and eat one of the sausages!

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