Worst Joke Ever 2024

[ballpoint]

[Crossy]

Just now, ballpoint said:

 

I work with many! 😞 

[ravip]

28 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Why do software engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because oct 31 = dec 25.

 

I forgot my coat last time, fetching it

Because of an octal to decimal issue I guess.

[Crossy]

An after dinner joke:- 

 

[ballpoint]

3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

An after dinner joke:- 

 

 

Took a while.

[Crossy]

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Batman!!

 

[degrub]

12 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Batman!!

 

Plus Na Na Na Na  Na Na Na Na 

it’s from a heavy metal band…..

[Digitalbanana]

[CallumWK]

[carlyai]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

 

I work with many! 😞 

Thanks 🙂

 

 

[carlyai]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

 

Took a while.

J/8   still don't get it. 😞

[doctormann]

30 minutes ago, carlyai said:

J/8   still don't get it. 😞

Use your 'imagination' if you have farctated.

[Crossy]

53 minutes ago, carlyai said:

J/8   still don't get it. 😞

 

Think as a mathematician not an engineer.

 

Square root of -1 is i not j

 

i over 8

[degrub]

12 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Think as a mathematician not an engineer.

 

Square root of -1 is i not j

 

i over 8

Imaginary eighth to make a square in square dance when short. Makes for a fun “swing your partner” 😏

[ravip]

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[carlyai]

1 hour ago, degrub said:

Imaginary eighth to make a square in square dance when short. Makes for a fun “swing your partner” 😏

Too much for my 80 year old brain.

 

[ballpoint]

6 hours ago, Crossy said:

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Batman!!

 

Damn. I was already singing 'Hey Jude" until I got to the last word.

[Hamus Yaigh]

7 hours ago, Crossy said:

An after dinner joke:- 

 

 A.I is still struggling with this humor, but almost there....

 

Ah, that's a classic math joke! Let me break it down for you:

1. The square root of -1 is an imaginary number, denoted as "i". It's called imaginary because it doesn't exist in the traditional number line.
2. In mathematics, "i" is also commonly used as a variable to represent an imaginary number.
3. So, when you divide "i" by 8, you get "i/8", which sounds similar to "eye ate" when spoken aloud.

Therefore, the punchline of the joke is that the result of dividing the square root of -1 by 8 is "i/8" or "eye ate", which is a pun that sounds like "I ate". It's a play on words that's meant to be silly and fun, but also shows off a bit of math knowledge!

[doctormann]

32 minutes ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

 A.I is still struggling with this humor, but almost there....

 

Ah, that's a classic math joke! Let me break it down for you:

1. The square root of -1 is an imaginary number, denoted as "i". It's called imaginary because it doesn't exist in the traditional number line.
2. In mathematics, "i" is also commonly used as a variable to represent an imaginary number.
3. So, when you divide "i" by 8, you get "i/8", which sounds similar to "eye ate" when spoken aloud.

Therefore, the punchline of the joke is that the result of dividing the square root of -1 by 8 is "i/8" or "eye ate", which is a pun that sounds like "I ate". It's a play on words that's meant to be silly and fun, but also shows off a bit of math knowledge!

Or, even better, i overate!  Now feeling full.

[ballpoint]

Judging by the two AI "answers" to the above jokes, it should really be referred to as

 

(Artificial under intelligence)

[VBF]

22 hours ago, ravip said:

Many a true word.................. 😆

[VBF]

9 hours ago, Crossy said:

There are 10 types of people.
Those that understand binary, & those that don't.

 

Make that 11 types.
Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those who didn't grasp this joke even if they understand binary.

Would they be non-binary?  

[carlyai]

B4I(square root sign)U  RU/18?