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One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

“Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night.” the postman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies,

“Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.”

The postman thinks a moment and says,

“How do you play that?”

“Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our “privates” showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”

The postman laughs and says,

“Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.”

Probably a good thing you did,” Bob responds. “Your name came up four or five times.”

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for obese amputees was broken into last night.

Police are looking for two heavily armed men.

If they are not armed with a decent lawyer/defence when they are wheeled into court will the Judge  hand them a heavy sentence or just leave them out on a limb and force them to foot the bills themselves?

 

PS;  How were they able to leg it from the scene of the crime?

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