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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem: a number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

 

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

 

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done.

 

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

 

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

 

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

 

There are Teachers, and then there are Educators.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

14 minutes ago, Crossy said:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem: a number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

 

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

 

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done.

 

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

 

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

 

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

 

There are Teachers, and then there are Educators.

Wiped the smile off their faces in more ways than one!

18 hours ago, fangless said:

I've not had mine yet as I'm still waiting for them to page!

Maybe if you had one, you'd find your pager.

3 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Maybe if you had one, you'd find your pager.

I think the writing is on the wall for them now!

 

PS;  I'm worried where they might find it! (the pager I mean, not the wall!)

 

An inspirational message for the season:

 

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While everyone's celebrating his birthday today, spare a thought for his less well known sister...

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