4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I strike out on a few, but every so often we kindle a spark.  Especially when she's a lighter woman.

 

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You have to be a Monty Python  fan to get that joke.......

 

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One for Crossy.....................

 

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...............Shocking...............

 

 

 

I've now applied for a job as a lighthouse keeper . . .

 

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..I went to my local barbers the other day, which is owned and operated by African-Americans,

only the shutters were down with spray paint across them saying, 'N*****S OUT!"

 

Wow, I thought. That's a bit over the top.

 

Why don't they just put "Back in 5-minutes" like normal people?

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