26 minutes ago, Martin71 said:

I had to come back and look at this a second time to see the connection!

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

Got my pool ready for the final. Don't care who is playing.

I'll drink to that if you invite me!

PS;  I promise to come alone!

26 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Not the only thing that's missing in Qatar besides beer!

Not so bad, la. This is Iranian footy fan:

 

You can always watch the porn channel if the game is boring.

18 minutes ago, overherebc said:

You can always watch the porn channel if the game is boring.

The one on the bottom looks like she's getting the hump. 

59 minutes ago, DezLez said:

I was going to sing a hymen hymn in praise of that comment, but the idea got busted by some big godforsaken pr!ck!

As long as you've still got the box you it came in.

56 minutes ago, DezLez said:

I had to come back and look at this a second time to see the connection!

The whole thing's hard to swallow.  If his mother looked like that then how did she get pregnant?

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

The whole thing's hard to swallow.  If his mother looked like that then how did she get pregnant?

She obviously got her come-uppance and as such I'm gagging at the thought!

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

As long as you've still got the box you it came in.

I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins!

24 minutes ago, GarryP said:

The one on the bottom looks like she's getting the hump. 

It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"!

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

It gives a new perspective to the phrase "the camel you rode in on"!

The camel you rode on in.

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

I think we are getting clittered up by too many come-ly puns and put ins!

I'm trying to think of a good come back.

2 hours ago, GarryP said:

The one on the bottom looks like she's getting the hump. 

The sexual life of the camel

is stranger than anyone thinks

At the height of the mating season it climbs on the back of the sphinx.

But the sphinx's hexagonal rear end is buried deep in the sands of the Nile and this explains the hump on the camels back and the sphinx's inscrutable smile.

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

As long as you've still got the box you it came in.

Being the modest person that I am I tend to just use a single tissue rather than a hole box!

 

 

But I am sure you can all come back with more hand or heart-warming anecdotes!

33 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I'm trying to think of a good come back.

Come off it, I am sure you can shake a few more come backs at us if you put your heart and hands to it!

36 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I'm trying to think of a good come back.

I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum!

You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive!

Remember that 8 year old kid who became a Grand Master at chess?

 

Well, I beat him in 5 moves.

 

I knew those karate lessons would come in useful.

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

 

I was like, 0mg.

This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley."

 

I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode!

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

The sexual life of the camel

is stranger than anyone thinks

At the height of the mating season it climbs on the back of the sphinx.

But the sphinx's hexagonal rear end is buried deep in the sands of the Nile and this explains the hump on the camels back and the sphinx's inscrutable smile.

I remember that song (with slightly different words and more verses) from many decades ago along with cold tins of beer, sand everywhere including in the food and your teeth, and the ceiling fans going flat out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My wife got back from shopping today and told me that someone had complimented her on her parking.

She showed me the note they left on her windscreen - It said "Parking Fine".

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

I would take myself in hand if I was you and not think too much about the consequences of what happens when you come back on stream on the forum!

You may have to wipe the slate clean if your (e)missions have been over productive!

My dad used to tell me to leave it alone, it'll fall off when it's ripe...

Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me. Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.

 

I once had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.

 

People often say, "You are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day. I want to become a fun guy.