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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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"No we don't mind. We've got the records at home"


John Lennon when asked at a press conference if he was bothered the band couldn't hear themselves sing at concerts.

 

:cheesy:

The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.

Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

Did you know a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?

 

A kangaroo can jump as high as 3 meters, whereas a house can't jump at all.

“Human Cannonball” is the only job where being employed means getting fired.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

 

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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11 minutes ago, MJCM said:

Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

 

I just had to Google it, and yes, Titanic did have a pool. It probably is still full too, but it's apparently behind a closed watertight door on the wreck

 

https://emmacruises.com/inside-the-titanics-swimming-pool-real-photos-restrictions-and-design/

 

Titanic Swimming Pool Colourized Photo

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Baldy?

Come again?

 

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50 minutes ago, MJCM said:

“Human Cannonball” is the only job where being employed means getting fired.

If you can find staff of the right calibre.

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5 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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You mean crisps

3 hours ago, MJCM said:

Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?

No sh!t!

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

You mean crisps

Depends on the nationality of the "smart TV"!

2 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

If you can find staff of the right calibre.

And they don't have a short fuze!

2 hours ago, jvs said:

Come again?

 

Sorry I was talking about your friend Richard but you probably know him as Dick Cranium!

 

PS;  Any points for getting a "Dick" into the answer to the original post?  I did not want to make a C¬nt of myself by giving the other obvious clittering answer!

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Finally my winter fat has gone... 

 

Now, I have spring rolls.

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I've started storing cash in the bush at the bottom of my garden.

 

It's my hedge fund.

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