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2 hours ago, roo860 said:

The one in the middle has even worse dress sense than me.

 

I am a dedicated leader of fashion with no followers.

 

 

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A guy walks in a bar and asks for a rum and coke. To his surprise, the bartender gives him an apple.

“HEY what the hell is this? I asked for a rum and coke and you give me an apple??”

“Take a bite.” the bartender says.

He bites the apple and his eyes light up and he exclaimed. “This taste just like rum. What did you soak it in?”

The bartender waves his finger. “Turn it around.”

He takes a bite on the other side of the apple and he is shocked. The other side taste like coke! “It's a rum and coke apple!! Wow!!! A rum and coke apple. That's pretty cool!!!

A second guy comes to the bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender hands him an apple. “HEY what's this going on here? I asked for a gin and tonic?”

The first guy nods his head and said “take a bite.” He takes a bite and and exclaimed “this taste like tonic water!!! You give me a tonic water apple?”

The bartender waves his finger and told him to “turn it around.”

He takes a bite out of the other side and he was shocked to find it tastes like gin.

“It's gin!! A gin and tonic apple.” The two were confused but delighted. While they marveled at their discovery a third guy comes to the bar and is about to order when the two guys tell him “order an apple! I've got a gin and tonic apple and he got a rum and coke.” He's got apples that taste like anything you want here “

The third guy thinks for a second, looks at the bartender, then says “I want the sweet taste of a woman apple.”

The bartender hands him an apple and he takes a bite and immediately spits it out on the bar and yells “this apple taste like s...t!!”

The bartender waves his finger and says “turn it around”