The teacher asked, “So; children, who can give me an example of what’s not a good thing to put in your mouth?”

“Little Mary raised her hand and said, “A knife?”

“Why is that?”, asked the teacher.

“Because it’s sharp and might cut your mouth.”

“Very good. Who is next?”

Billy chimed in, “Insecticide?”

“Why is that?”, replied the teacher.

“Because it’s poison and you might get sick or even die.”

“Yes, very good Billy. Anyone else”

As usual, Little Johnny had his hand waiving in the air, but the teacher was always reluctant to call on him, because of his foul mouth.

However, since his was the only hand waving, she acquiesced and called on him.

“Ok Johnny, What’s not a good thing to put in your mouth?”

“It’s not a good idea to put a lit light bulb in your mouth.”

“That’s absolutely correct. Tell us why.”

Little Johnny answers, “I don’t know why, but my mom always tells my dad, ”Turn off the light before you put it in my mouth.

 

 

Iranian pedophile who is a 'danger to the community' cannot be deported because he has converted to Christianity

 

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

Iranian pedophile who is a 'danger to the community' cannot be deported because he has converted to Christianity

 

 

He's a prawn again Christian