11 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

 

OK, how many will admit to using Google Lens "just to check"??

 

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

After his sermon, a rabbi approached his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a terrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to own up and apologize.”No one moved. The Rabbi continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart the guilt will be lightened. Now stand up and admit your lies.”Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous lady with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the back of the synagogue. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Rabbi, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”

51 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

OK, how many will admit to using Google Lens "just to check"??

 

 

Google Lens? I changed my VPN location to Tokyo and entered it into my web browser.

 

I'll never eat sushi again!

11 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Please post pictures of waitresses.

2 hours ago, ravip said:

What's wrong with that?

NY GUNTRY is a place in Pakistan.

Taking grandad for a pint in 2050. 🙄😂