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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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As news breaks that Prince Charles is at Balmoral with Covid19, it is revealed that Prince Andrew is at Windsor with Jessica16.

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One bat says to the other bat:

 

    "Come on, let's fly to Wuhan, my uncle lives there."

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In Germany they are preparing for the Coronavirus by stocking up with sausage and cheese.

That's the Wurst Kase scenario.

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This stupid panic buying is ridiculous!

I've just paid 500 Baht for some Oxo cubes...

 

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A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I’m a Type O". 

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The World Health Organisation has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus,

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W.H.O. let the dogs out!

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53 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I’m a Type O". 

A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit walk into an immigration office.

The rabbit says "I think I’m a Type O". 

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Whats the difference between a bonus and a penis?

Well the wife is guaranteed to blow your bonus.:cheesy:

On 3/28/2020 at 6:30 PM, Davo369 said:

I've played the video at least 10 times. My late Mother-in-Law was a genuine Cockney, so I do understand the lingo. But, I can't understand the white van man's reply to the question "What is the quickest way to Enfield?"

 

Sounds like "The M6 mate", but the M6 goes nowhere near Enfield.

 

Sorry to go off topic, but I won't sleep tonight until I know the answer.

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1 hour ago, chickenslegs said:

I've played the video at least 10 times. My late Mother-in-Law was a genuine Cockney, so I do understand the lingo. But, I can't understand the white van man's reply to the question "What is the quickest way to Enfield?"

 

Sounds like "The M6 mate", but the M6 goes nowhere near Enfield.

 

Sorry to go off topic, but I won't sleep tonight until I know the answer.

The driver said are you driving or walking....

The other guy said driving 

Driver says... that's the better way... 

Replay it again then you will get it lol

10 hours ago, ballpoint said:

In Germany they are preparing for the Coronavirus by stocking up with sausage and cheese.

That's the Wurst Kase scenario.

How is that funny? Some of my relatives do all to make it as safe as possible in Germany.

 

   My niece works as a doctor and they do all to help others.

 

 

 

     Ignorance and arrogance is a dangerous mixture. 

9 hours ago, colinneil said:

Whats the difference between a bonus and a penis?

Well the wife is guaranteed to blow your bonus.:cheesy:

   I've seen better jokes before. Are you bored? ????

 

 

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