It would have been more fun if he'd turned the afterburners on...

 

 

I've written a book on reverse psychology.

Please don't buy it.

I arrived home last night to find this attractive woman doing some grouting in the bathroom while singing "I need a hero!".
I thought to myself "that's a bonnie tiler"!

17 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

What a stupid photoshopped picture, that is certainly not how they are gonna look. Why did you remove the tattoos?

I was sitting in the back yard last night looking up at the sky. 

In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty.

And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.

 

The late, great Les Dawson.

Missed opportunities...

 

For fellow Brits 🙂