18 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

That's Turner Brown's place 

When will see some real, intelligent humour.

Something like Dave Allen would come up with instead of these ridiculous memes copied from Facebook or whatever.

14 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

When will see some real, intelligent humour.

Something like Dave Allen would come up with instead of these ridiculous memes copied from Facebook or whatever.

Just as soon as you post some I imagine 🤔😊

 

BTW, there's quite a lot of Dave Allen on this thread...seek and you will find!

11 minutes ago, VBF said:

Just as soon as you post some I imagine 🤔😊

 

BTW, there's quite a lot of Dave Allen on this thread...seek and you will find!

Yes I've seen some Dave Allen sketches...they were great.

But the constant memes that are cut and paste don't qualify as jokes in my estimation.

Oh well.

Just now, emptypockets said:

Yes I've seen some Dave Allen sketches...they were great.

But the constant memes that are cut and paste don't qualify as jokes in my estimation.Just plain lazy and show a lack of intelligence and sense of humour. Cheap way of trying to be funny which fails miserably in my estimation.

Oh well.

 

I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a fosters.

 

He didn't like it - I had it.

Then I got him a carlsberg, he didn't like it, I had it.

 

It was the same with Guinness and Cider.

 

By the time we got down to the whisky I could hardly push the pram...

 

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2 hours ago, emptypockets said:

Yes I've seen some Dave Allen sketches...they were great.

But the constant memes that are cut and paste don't qualify as jokes in my estimation.

Oh well.

Start a new topic. Maybe call it "Best Jokes Ever". See if it lasts 16 years and 4,000+ pages.

 

Personally, I find Dave Allen sketches boring and outdated, but I think all types of humour should be welcome here, even stuff I don't find funny myself.

 

 

2 hours ago, emptypockets said:

Yes I've seen some Dave Allen sketches...they were great.

But the constant memes that are cut and paste don't qualify as jokes in my estimation.

Oh well.

It is not all memes, there's a lot of jokes too - most of them I remember from when I was a kid back in the 60's 🥴

This lady accidentally shows her pussy during her online yoga demo. Need to be extra careful when performing online!!

 

 

7 hours ago, emptypockets said:

When will see some real, intelligent humour.

Something like Dave Allen would come up with instead of these ridiculous memes copied from Facebook or whatever.

wow ,some people never happy.   I personally  appreciate the time and effort of people sending in their jokes.

4 hours ago, farang51 said:

It is not all memes, there's a lot of jokes too - most of them I remember from when I was a kid back in the 60's 🥴

What!

You mean some of these jokes are old?

Goodness gracious....who'd have thought it?

They were all new when I was a lad  😎

 

The trouble with purely joke threads I've seen on other forums is that they die out. Even the active ones only have one or two posts a week, or even month.  Once you've exhausted the old ones, there isn't a sufficient supply of fresh new material to keep them going.  At least new memes are created daily, many of them topical, and provide a near endless supply of material. 

 

I'd be happy if this was turned into a joke only thread - though then I suspect it would then also turn into a series of YouTube clips, but until that day happens, I'll continue sitting with a coffee in front of my computer in the morning, looking through memes and jokes on one or two sites, and reposting a few (lot) on these pages.  It's not a chore, or a hassle, I'm going to be looking at them for my own enjoyment anyway.  The only really trouble I go to is when I edit or create a new meme, but I enjoy doing that too - especially when I see one of mine from this forum appear in another.  If it does start to become a drag then it'll be time to retire, and if I ever lose my sense of humour it will be time for the river, sack and brick.

 

Now, as Jimmy Carr once said, enough of the serious stuff, back to the knob gags.