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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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2 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

I was thinking more "alcoholic" :whistling:

Oh!  This is more a "what is in it for Crossy" question.  How does this work. Who pays who for what drink and what is the criteria?

17 minutes ago, Crossy said:

It can be arranged.

Are you going to charge me?

(come on people i need three likes)

If not some one wires will get crossed in the morning.

I hope this will sparkle a new debate.

7 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

I was thinking more "alcoholic" :whistling:

What's new?

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A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

Have No Fear!! 

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Just now, jvs said:

Are you going to charge me?

(come on people i need three likes)

If not some one wires will get crossed in the morning.

I hope this will sparkle a new debate.

I think you should be more positive and less negative before you come back to earth.  I know its a shocking response but I like it, I really like it. OK Honest I really don't like it.  There you go 3 Likes already (somebody had to do it. I  only have so much time before my evening walk down the "U hansom man avenue" 

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2 minutes ago, faraday said:

A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

Was that for insurance purposes or just some old bull?

2 minutes ago, faraday said:

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Would that be the stale end of your razor sharp wit again!

6 minutes ago, fangless said:

U hansom man avenue" 

I am sorry i can not join you there tonight,because i am grounded!!!

Safer that way.

Have a good time over there but be careful to not ignite anything.

 

25 minutes ago, fangless said:

Do you want a mathematical or geometric response?

No seriously,  I vote jvs must get 3 likes on his next "joke" post or suffer a forfeit. 

Next; What should the forfeit be?

Has it changed? When I was at school it was 48 inches.

2 minutes ago, jvs said:

I am sorry i can not join you there tonight,because i am grounded!!!

Safer that way.

Have a good time over there but be careful to not ignite anything.

 

I hope to plug a few sockets or two down that old Loi Khroh circuit before I blow a fuse or something!

11 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Has it changed? When I was at school it was 48 inches.

You were a big boy weren't you, or just boasting!

9 minutes ago, fangless said:

I hope to plug a few sockets or two down that old Loi Khroh circuit before I blow a fuse or something!

Short fuse?

9 minutes ago, fangless said:
20 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Has it changed? When I was at school it was 48 inches.

You were a big boy weren't you, or just boasting!

That was the size - once I'd folded it in half.

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Answer to the guy who's asking if we believe in God and why:

 

 

Apologise for Croatian subtitles... but it's in English otherwise. I can't find the original video without these ugly subtitles over the screen...

8 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

Answer to the guy who's asking if we believe in God and why:

 

 

 

Apologise for Croatian subtitles... but it's in English otherwise. I can't find the original video without these ugly subtitles over the screen...

I love
George Carlin.

13 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

That was the size - once I'd folded it in half.

Oh sorry, I didn't realise it was you stalking raincoat/Macintosh you were referring to.

2 minutes ago, jvs said:

I love
George Carlin.

Are you coming out as part of your forfeit?

18 minutes ago, jvs said:

Short fuse?

It will be after I (or something) have blown it!

3 minutes ago, fangless said:

It will be after I (or something) have blown it!

Oh no,you can blow your own fuse?

Sorry just looking for acute angle.

 

13 minutes ago, jvs said:

Oh no,you can blow your own fuse?

Sorry just looking for acute angle.

 

Please check your spelling!

No she is a cute angel and not sharp

Well mine is anyway you want by any angle!

10 minutes ago, jvs said:

Oh no,you can blow your own fuse?

Sorry just looking for acute angle.

Sorry a bit too sharp for me.

I prefer a steeper climb to mount, or is that a steeper mount to climb?

(As the actress said to the Bishop or the other way round!)

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