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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Elephant eating the sugar cane--then cunningly hiding ........Issan

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Judge:      How could you kill 24 people? What the hell was wrong with you?
Driver:       I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realised they were not working. So I had to take a decision:   Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant.

 

Judge:      Hit the 2 men of course!

Driver:       Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant so l followed him.

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ah! okay so it sends me crackers ???? 

this is why... 

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Investing in Stock... 

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I would have been too sheepish to write that as I might feel like a lamb to the slaughter!

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I do hope he intends driving straight home or he will end up round the bend!

 

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Two men are crossing the moor when their car packs up on them and they are left stranded. Fortunately, they spot a little cottage and decide to ask for shelter. The door is opened by a widow who immediately invites them in and gives them something to eat. 
“I’m sorry, I only have a single bed in the spare room, so one of you will have to share with me. Steve picks the short straw and ends up sleeping with the widow who is so starved for sex that the night turns out to be very passionate. 
The following morning, they have breakfast and say goodbye. 

“Martin, I’ve got something to confess,” says Steve. “When she asked me for my name and address I gave her yours. You know what my wife is like, she’d have murdered me and your still single.” 
However, Martin is not amused and when they return home, they don’t see each other for over a year, until they meet up again in the bank. 
“I’m glad I’ve seen you,” says Martin. “I’ve had a letter from the solicitor of that widow, he…” 
But before he can continue, Steve interrupts. 
“Listen, I really am sorry about that. As it happens, my wife’s left me anyway.” 


“No, no,” says Martin. “I just wanted to let you know that the widow has died and left me £2 million.” 

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