June 4, 20214 yr Popular Post I rang Ryanair to book a flight. The call-taker asked "How many will be flying with you"? I replied "How should I know?, it's your plane"
June 4, 20214 yr Popular Post I failed my Greek mythology exam last week... I think my lack of revision was my Achilles elbow.
June 4, 20214 yr 42 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I ordered a wake-up call this morning. The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with your life?’” One night my boss called over the radio,"what are you doing jack"? I answered,"I often ask myself that also" radio silence for the rest of the night.! true story.
June 4, 20214 yr Popular Post 3 hours ago, fangless said: Left stranded after falling off her horse some miles from home, a young cattleman's daughter was rescued by an Indian who brought her back to the ranch on his mount. When the father heard the sound of hooves, he went out to meet them and helped his daughter down from the back of the horse. "How did you manage to stay on?" he asked her. "Well, it was difficult at first, but then he told me to hold on to the saddle horn." "Saddle horn?" asks the rancher. "What bleeding saddle horn? Indians always ride bareback!" He could have asked her to ride at the front, on top of saddle horn.... for safety and such....
June 4, 20214 yr Popular Post URGENTLY NEEDED... Not BLOOD But, An ELECTRICIAN, to restore the joyful current between people, who do not speak to each other anymore... An OPTICIAN, to change the outlook of people... An ARTIST, to draw a smile on everyone's face... A CONSTRUCTION WORKER, to build a bridge between neighbours... A GARDENER, to cultivate good thoughts... A PLUMBER, to clear the choked and blocked mindsets... A SCIENTIST to rediscover compassion... A LANGUAGE TEACHER for better communication with each other... And Last but not least, A MATHS TEACHER, for all of us to relearn how to count on each other... Spread lots of love, positivity and smiles...
June 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, tomazbodner said: He could have asked her to ride at the front, on top of saddle horn.... for safety and such.... She was "F"ed if she was doing that!
June 5, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, ravip said: The person who wrote the sentence, one of the tenses is wrong.
June 5, 20214 yr Popular Post On 6/4/2021 at 9:51 AM, ballpoint said: I asked the guy in Ikea - "What is Satin Finish?" He said - no idea but I know what Chair is in Swedish. Are those knickers satin? No. They are brand new.
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