How do we know that Moses was sick.
Just look at the size of the tablets.

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If you are a multi billionaire ?

Checking if Lilibet can be christened at Windsor castle.

 

      You heard it here on Thai Visa FIRST...!!

A man heard about the discovery of gold in California. 
He immediately packed up his possessions and moved out west. 
Six months later, he gave up and returned home. 
Why? 

It didn’t pan out.
 

A man went to apply for a job. 
After filling out his application, he waited anxiously while the manager read it. 
Then the manager said, We have a great opening for people like you.

Oh, that’s fantastic the man said. What is it?

The door behind you!
 

A captain harpooned a whale’s tail on his first throw. 
He said, Well, that was a fluke.
 

PS;  I swear it is not a fishy tale!

 

My friend’s bakery burned down last night.

His business is toast and he has no dough to make any more!