When I was young, I wanted to be a dolphin,

but as I got older,

my sense of porpoise faded away.
 

Did you hear about the guy who ate six cans of alphabet soup? 
He’s had nothing but multiple vowel movements since.
 

40 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

OK Zyxel--(or anyone) I Give up.......obviously, I need a trip to spec savers.

So What am I missing??

9 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

OK Zyxel--(or anyone) I Give up.......obviously, I need a trip to spec savers.

So What am I missing??

If you look carefully, there is a man on a leash with the woman holding the red basket. Agreed, I took me a while to see it first time.

6 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

If you look carefully, there is a man on a leash with the woman holding the red basket. Agreed, I took me a while to see it first time.

Oh Yer.....quite normal in Wetherspoons....but you don't usually see it in a fruit & Veg dept.....................

4 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Impossible to view these links ...

Is it just me, or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?

1 hour ago, Hamus Yaigh said:

Is it just me, or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?

Come again please I didn't quite get it first time!

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Do they have a series of meetings with cells all round the county circuits or do they just meet in one cell.  I ask because my friend  was discharged the last time he accumulated enough of a charge to attend for exuding a horrible discharge!