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PornHub are believed to have requested to be allowed to market these ‘gloves’.

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Financial news from China….who gives a <deleted>

11 hours ago, fangless said:

Ewe have to think it is just a pyramid scheme to fleece the sheepish investors who are probably barking mad to get involved in such doggerel conversation!

 

PS; Did he just round up that one million figure?

That's just the sort of wooly thinking that has flocked us all.

When I was a kid, I went into the barber's and asked him to give me a haircut the way George Best had it done. He took out his clippers and shaved my head, cutting my ear in the process.  I said, "George Best doesn't have his hair cut that way."

He replied, "He would if he came in here, I'm a City fan."

I've got a West Indian Hair themed Party at work next week.

I'm dreading it.

A lot of it about...

 

PREMATURE TREEJACULATION
The act of putting up festive decorations at any time before December.

1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

That's just the sort of wooly thinking that has flocked us all.

Thank you!  You have no idea how much shear delight your comment gives me assuming of course you are not trying to pull the wool over my eyes!

Porky, my Obese Parrot has just died.
I have mixed emotions. Naturally I'm so sad,
but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

Just now, ballpoint said:

A lot of it about...

 

PREMATURE TREEJACULATION
The act of putting up festive decorations at any time before December.

Yes those trees really give me the needle!

The pot hole outside my house was so big it took six council workers to watch the guy who came to fix it.

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Porky, my Obese Parrot has just died.
I have mixed emotions. Naturally I'm so sad,
but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

Are you sure it is really a dead parrot and not just pinning for some faraway Fiords?

 

PS;  You really should shoulder the blame if he died of over eating!