2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is that the new dress code?

 

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

If I said that to my wife I would become an in-patient!

 

 

 

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is it easy to log on for that course or is it log jammed?

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Another snakeoil salesman!

3 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

The duck replied "I'm quacking up and down on my luck, my transport is in the pond,  so please give me something you can put on someone's  bill, but not mine!"

 

 

 

Went to check on a friend when I heard he had been rushed to hospital.

The nurse said I couldn't visit him because he was in ICU with Covid, Ebola, a really bad STD and possible AIDS.

I asked, in shock, how do you treat that?  She said a diet of pizza and sweet pancakes.  When I asked does that really help? she said no idea but it's all we can get under the door.