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Hi everyone this is Cooter from Georgia, my cousin Enus and I are planning a trip to Patong in February. We're looking for a nice place near Bangla, preferably a two bedroom suite, onsite pool, gym, daily maid service and not too many questions when we bring the ladies back. Hotel sites such as Agoda ain't really good for such information, so I prefer boots on the ground. We normally vacation in Barbados, but the chicks there are just too damn fat. We lookin' for some lean cuisine if you know what I mean!

 

Price....300-400 USD/night is okay, need for 2 weeks

 

Thanks ya'll

 

Cooter and Enus

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36 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said:

We lookin' for some lean cuisine if you know what I mean!

this is the funniest post i have seen in years!

 

:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

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38 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said:

onsite pool,

you mean like a cement pond?

 

39 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said:

but the chicks there are just too damn fat.

do you know Elly May?

 

 

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54 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said:

Price....300-400 USD/night is okay, need for 2 weeks

but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money.

 

http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm

 

you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first.

 

you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful.

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15 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money.

400 USD ~ 13000 Baht.

14 nights ~ 180000 Baht.

I even had difficulties to find something that expensive near Bangla!

 

That brings me back to my first thought when I read the title.

Bangla and high end?

Kind of a contradiction :whistling:

 

The Phuket experts can tell you where it's easy to spend 400 USD a night

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1 hour ago, Cooters Bait said:

so I prefer boots on the ground.

I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you.

 

We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house. 

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11 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money.

 

http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm

 

you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first.

 

you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful.

Thanks about the hotel

 

We ain't got time for the girls with a kickstand.

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10 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you.

 

We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house. 

Maker's Mark or hard cider only. Bud is piss

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Daisy's gone off the boil these days.

 

'Bangla and 'high end' in the same sentence- interesting concept! ????

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5 hours ago, Cooters Bait said:

Less than 1?

 

I guess that puts the "Can I have your ID Card" question, asked by hotel reception, over your limit.  ????

 

You may want to reconsider the amount of "questions" reception is allowed to ask. ???? 

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On ‎12‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 8:36 PM, NCC1701A said:

but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money.

 

http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm

 

you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first.

 

you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful.

La Flora at top of our list for now, although we'll continue looking. It's a bit more $ than we wanted but WTH.

 

Solid info. Much thanks friend.

 

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On ‎12‎/‎31‎/‎2018 at 7:47 PM, NamKangMan said:

 

And the stump survived. Right?  ????

Oh yeah, Ole stumpy survived but she's got more holes than a dyke at a piercing competition.

 

Funny thing, Naak the Thai fellow that brought the bottle, his wife so pissed he didn't come home that night. We took him home but he passed out on the porch. Damn, she still pissed at us and that was 2 summers ago.

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Howdy, and another thing is food. We like value, and don't mind paying good money for good food. None of that fusion or tapas crap. Fusion = Our chef is drunk. Tapas = I paid too much and I'm still hungry. A good American or Brit (what with the beans?) breakfast would be nice. Lunch, dinner lets explore and get drunk. Hell yeah brother.

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On 12/30/2018 at 8:58 PM, NCC1701A said:

I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you.

 

We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house. 

Late to thread but did anyone else read this in a Southern American accent like it was supposed to be?  Still stuck on my inner monologue now

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