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[AlexRRR]

Ps....a slow night in the bottle shop.....

[Will27]

1 hour ago, AlexRRR said:

Gees thats about round 5 or 6 before they gonna let him play for us....thats a bit rough hey....

It will be round 2 after we win the GF.

[Will27]

1 hour ago, GrantSmith said:

And 8 it is..

Yep

 

Straight from the horses mouth.

 

 

[ripstanley]

59 minutes ago, Will27 said:

It will be round 2 after we win the GF.

No trade talks until WCE are knocked out of the finals.

 

BUT

 

Big chance he will stay with WCE after this mess.

 

 

[AlexRRR]

The muck raking continues way over there in the west....no not Freo, they can't muster up anything...cant even off load there coach and Harvey to the Saints....https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/eagles-afl-recruit-faces-assault-charges-20180809-p4zwd1.html......seems Tony has been giving lessons on belting up people to the players...thought to be fair the missunderstood altercation happened the day before he was actually drafted....still the Coasters are now a marked team, all eyes are on them, lets not forget back in the Ben days they lived on pills and charged there way to a flag...again the AFL found no reason to strip them of that flag but hey it took them like 5 years to figure it out by that time they could have dug up Perth and hidden every scrap of evidence....of course Wossher didn't see a thing...and where did he end up? lets not go there shall we...though that took another 5 years to sort out seems scandals follow Woosher around....

 

Rip may not wanna talk trade the Melbourne papers do....Roili....Cyril.....fodder? maybe linked to the Lions this morning...Gaff....heading east ......her we go go go.....Lynch heading south.....Bombers have said they will be aggressive...dead sure Lynch is on there radar Bombers are good at recruiting by the way...shoot them selves in the foot Saints after Hanna's who's got 3 years left on his contract...came out and splashed it all over the sports section on the little big paper a few days ago....

 

17 degress in Melbourne tomorrow before winter unleashes itself on the weekend, spring is around the corner...ho im in trouble I have an allergy spring is not a good time for me...in fact I WILL suffer almost to xmas...some of you guys will laugh 17 degree's but your not here, you haven't been living in a fridge since late May, and I WILL spend a lot more time over there next year....I WILL avoid the bulk of winter next year, thankfully most of the earth works for the BTS will have been done by the time im back in BKK it was causing me a few nose irritations time before last...and why the time before last you think....because I stayed downtown last time....where trees dont grow and the only thing green was a painted wall...2 months in Ekaimi....sounds jap, station before, did wander down a few Soi's a couple of times I thought I was back in Osaka...loved it there...did you know we Aussie's get a 3 months visa on arrival? its 6 month on arrival in Mexico....ho i loved Mexico...and there street food....wouldnt eat off the streets in BKK...seen to many rats darting for cover around the carts but hey in Mexico you can eat off the footpath its so clean....

[stud858]

56 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

have an allergy spring is not a good time for me.

Me, too. Funny how I can breathe better in Thailand with the smelly polluted air. 

 

[Will27]

4 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

The muck raking continues way over there in the west....no not Freo, they can't muster up anything...cant even off load there coach and Harvey to the Saints....https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/eagles-afl-recruit-faces-assault-charges-20180809-p4zwd1.html......seems Tony has been giving lessons on belting up people to the players...thought to be fair the missunderstood altercation happened the day before he was actually drafted....still the Coasters are now a marked team, all eyes are on them, lets not forget back in the Ben days they lived on pills and charged there way to a flag...again the AFL found no reason to strip them of that flag but hey it took them like 5 years to figure it out by that time they could have dug up Perth and hidden every scrap of evidence....of course Wossher didn't see a thing...and where did he end up? lets not go there shall we...though that took another 5 years to sort out seems scandals follow Woosher around....

 

Rip may not wanna talk trade the Melbourne papers do....Roili....Cyril.....fodder? maybe linked to the Lions this morning...Gaff....heading east ......her we go go go.....Lynch heading south.....Bombers have said they will be aggressive...dead sure Lynch is on there radar Bombers are good at recruiting by the way...shoot them selves in the foot Saints after Hanna's who's got 3 years left on his contract...came out and splashed it all over the sports section on the little big paper a few days ago....

 

17 degress in Melbourne tomorrow before winter unleashes itself on the weekend, spring is around the corner...ho im in trouble I have an allergy spring is not a good time for me...in fact I WILL suffer almost to xmas...some of you guys will laugh 17 degree's but your not here, you haven't been living in a fridge since late May, and I WILL spend a lot more time over there next year....I WILL avoid the bulk of winter next year, thankfully most of the earth works for the BTS will have been done by the time im back in BKK it was causing me a few nose irritations time before last...and why the time before last you think....because I stayed downtown last time....where trees dont grow and the only thing green was a painted wall...2 months in Ekaimi....sounds jap, station before, did wander down a few Soi's a couple of times I thought I was back in Osaka...loved it there...did you know we Aussie's get a 3 months visa on arrival? its 6 month on arrival in Mexico....ho i loved Mexico...and there street food....wouldnt eat off the streets in BKK...seen to many rats darting for cover around the carts but hey in Mexico you can eat off the footpath its so clean....

You might want to check that Alex.

 

I'm pretty sure Aussies do not get a visa on arrival.

They're visa exempt for 30 days.

 

Wouldn't want you to overstay?

[Will27]

Well gangsters

 

According to the bookies, this round is pretty cut and dried.

 

But, we always seem to have an upset or 2.

 

Will Grant and Ron play safe and pick the favourites?

Will some of the others pick a few roughies to bridge the gap?

 

Another interesting round.

[GrantSmith]

42 minutes ago, Will27 said:

Well gangsters

 

According to the bookies, this round is pretty cut and dried.

 

But, we always seem to have an upset or 2.

 

Will Grant and Ron play safe and pick the favourites?

Will some of the others pick a few roughies to bridge the gap?

 

Another interesting round.

Hmmm... I haven't given this round much thought yet to be honest... Usually not confirming much until the teams drop later in the afternoon... At first glance, there's probably 4 games that could go either way and that would be enough to tip the balance of power I reckon..

 

Hearing murmurs around the cheeseboards and charcuterie  platter brigade that a certain prized Ruckman has taken to the Buddy Franklin training regime this week, would be a huge out for them if the murmur proves to be a bit more serious.

[AlexRRR]

1 hour ago, Will27 said:

You might want to check that Alex.

 

I'm pretty sure Aussies do not get a visa on arrival.

They're visa exempt for 30 days.

 

Wouldn't want you to overstay?

Well what ever you call it, no need to apply before you leave and its automatic 90 days in Japan and 180 days in Mexico....you just waltz off the plane through customs...the pretty seniorita's just look at you...smile a big smile go bang at the same time with a rubber stamp on your passport and hope you spend a lot of money there....

 

Or i did it all illegally and was invisible going through customs  in both countries....ho i was invisible twice as i been to Nippon state twice...or was it my Dee's singlet i was wearing?

[AlexRRR]

1 hour ago, Will27 said:

Well gangsters

 

According to the bookies, this round is pretty cut and dried.

 

But, we always seem to have an upset or 2.

 

Will Grant and Ron play safe and pick the favourites?

Will some of the others pick a few roughies to bridge the gap?

 

Another interesting round.

 

i picked Crows against the run last week....i need too make up ground...i havent finished second in tipping the last 2 seasons....so yes fella im gonna wave my JW Black bottle again and hope the whiskey settles in a way i wont make a mistake....

[stud858]

One thing for sure.  Tigers will win this weekend.  If they don't I will post naked pictures of myself. 

[AlexRRR]

4 hours ago, stud858 said:

Me, too. Funny how I can breathe better in Thailand with the smelly polluted air. 

 

 

My allergy isn't hay fever its Rinitus....had it for about 8 years before i discovered what it was, use to make me a little moody and lethargic and eventually fatigued like i had the flu, i use to pump codral like it was going out of fashion since i was self employed and you only earn if your actual doing something, though i was getting the flu a lot hence the codral, back then id hit the latin dance spots a few times a week thought it was silly me coming out of these venues hot and into the cold air....

 

Realised i had an allergy when one day i had parked myself at Starbucks at T21 in BKK waiting for a former TGF to Finnish work got there at 2 so i had 3 hrs to kill iPad in hand and free wifi, with in an hour i was sick as a dog.....this had happened quite a few times waiting for her....as i descended into a fog the rattling of the old brain would not give up the thought..." this is bullshit"...on looking down as if in the dumps i spied carpet....yes Starbucks has carpet in there lounge area.....<deleted> bet the bustards dont own a vacuum cleaner, they sweep it.....once i got a lead i googled and googled...on returning to AU i sought out out a few specialists and yep i had it gave me a script for Naslex and threw me out the door $350 lighter...not a good dam fact sheet to help me mangae nothing...2 god dam years slaving over a hot computer screen to learn everything i could about nose allergies.....

[sceadugenga]

10 minutes ago, stud858 said:

One thing for sure.  Tigers will win this weekend.  If they don't I will post naked pictures of myself. 

We'll all be praying for the yellow and blacks....

[AlexRRR]

I dont wanna see no nude picks of stud....Tigers better win...

[stud858]

I have a broad spectrum of allergies.  dust mites, and pollen mainly. 

But the worst allergy I have is Collingwood.  When I watch them play versus tigers I break out in a sweat 

[Radar501]

I always suffer when exposed to air conditioning for a long time.   It justifies my Cheap Charlie status  as I generally insist on a hotel room or bus cooled only by fan.    One of the first phrases I learnt in Thailand was  'phae air'  which means 'allergic to air conditioning'. 

 

'Phae' also means 'to lose' which is a very important word that Carlton supporters should memorize.

 

Most Aussies know a Thai word but have never realized it.   'Phar Lap' means 'lightning'.   There ya go.

 

Edited August 9, 2018 by Radar501

[stud858]

Bringing in red card send off rule will kill two birds.  

It will also reduce the number of players on the field, which is what was being debated to speed up game. 

 

Go on then.  Get it over with and just do it.  

[stud858]

Oh.  The nanny is injured. Who will ruck for Tigers. Should bring in Jake King. Just for a laugh. 

[stud858]

Del doop

Edited August 9, 2018 by stud858

[AlexRRR]

Saints rattling the empty paint cans and I got a few here if they need anymore...there latest target now is Sth Aussie and Eagles Ruckman who is in my Fantasy team and scored very well last week I might add...Lycett.. yep him, WILL WILL be disappointed because Port want him too....and he was originally a Port Magpie before.... them heart strings could be pulling the restricted free agent home....one thing we can be dead sure of  is the Saints haven't got a chance in HELL of luring anyone that is any damn good so you can put down your beer glasses empty off course......Still Hann's been mentioned once more this morning but its all coming from the Saints 3 years to go on a contract and many a ageing star hitting the pension trail up there in Swan land means he aint going anywhere......Gaff has been linked to the Dee's and North, I was kidding originally when I suggested a move east for him well if these are the only 2 clubs in the hunt then we know he will be wearing Red n Dark Blue next year as North have some sort of voodoo curse on them and another club no one wants to go to even with fancy new rail station ...because the players earn so much they drive them BMW and Merc SUV's...ahh they have a tight carpark....been inner city and land at a premium its a bit off a squeeze plus its been said Scott has one of them big Hummers like the ones they use in Iraq so yeah thats the deal.....

 

Dear Mr "Fantasy Man" Chooks....(dear mr fantasy was an old traffic song for any of you guys that went beyond radio for your music in the 60's) since you will come up short during trade week which is actually 2 weeks we have Cam Pederson who WILL rejected last season, in his prime for a big man only 32 and should play this week if Gawn dont pass his test also a nifty cool mid in Bugg....who hasn't been able to break back into the team since earlier this year....with Gaff coming Tyson could be walking there for we have some cool options for your relos to come look at.....the Dee's being well placed now a few truck loads of Corona and James Boag for the end of season GF party should do the trick...

 

Michael Moore has a new film out, thank god he's not an Aussie id hate to think what merda he'd come up with here, states "the last president of the USA" in "Fahrenheit 11/9....attention seeker and doom and gloom merchant a poor excuse for a jurno as well....im rather peed off he's using that title for his new film...it was a classic kinda sifi into the future movie, well really if Mick is going to go on film he should trim down a bit and certainly hire a new wardrobe person or persons....Ive sat through one or two of his docs for an excuse to call it something and thought he was a fat unkept pig....always looking for the negatives...I worry about what the world is coming to with what people like him get up too....anyway he reminds me of years long back of what I use to see standing on the members wing out at Doggie land Western Oval and down on the soggie Morrabbin ground....Chooks can tell you that they for sure use to turn on the sprinklers the night before a match....mate when we played there we had to bring scuba diving gear to find the ball....and that was in the days of putting a man on the moon....noooooo the Saints weren't capable of even playing football let alone putting a man on the moon the yanks did that incase you slept through the 60's and 70's the tri colours didn't understand the concept of Aggie pipes to drain the god dam surface, the pitch did look somewhat like the moon....boulders and things.....

 

As the Banking Royal Commission keeps making news we feel rather nervous having our money with them so its interesting to note for the first time in LIVING memory these creatures have not recorded "record" profits for the last Finacial year, the Com and one other so far....yes year on year it was record profit for each and every bank, now we realise where they were getting it from, the banks are somewhat like the AFL warning warning WILL ROBINSON if you keep changing the rules the game wont be Aussie rules anymore Soccer is starting to look more attractive, Ho Honda just signed a 3 million $ deal for one season to play at the Victory this coming season,, a Japanese international and 32 years old...are you getting the picture? There are calls for scrapping the salary cap in the Aleague there will be 2 new clubs next season and more to follow also in a short time have a second division the wheels are a turning there WILL be serious competition for $$$ and viewers........

 

Brayshaw has forgiven Demon bound Gaff thats nice of him, after all they WILL meet up again and of course will be playing along side big brother at the G every week...the Dee's in time WILL recruit the Eagle as well as the Docker brother as they did eons ago with the Elliot Bros think taking 2 from the Saints and adding to them the one they had and making it one of the rare historic facts that 3 brothers played in the same game together.......its sim salsa bin laden....

[Will27]

1 hour ago, AlexRRR said:

Dear Mr "Fantasy Man" Chooks....(dear mr fantasy was an old traffic song for any of you guys that went beyond radio for your music in the 60's) since you will come up short during trade week which is actually 2 weeks we have Cam Pederson who WILL rejected last season, in his prime for a big man only 32 and should play this week if Gawn dont pass his test also a nifty cool mid in Bugg....who hasn't been able to break back into the team since earlier this year....with Gaff coming Tyson could be walking there for we have some cool options for your relos to come look at.....the Dee's being well placed now a few truck loads of Corona and James Boag for the end of season GF party should do the trick...

 

 

Huh???????

[Radar501]

1 hour ago, AlexRRR said:

Saints weren't capable of even playing football let alone putting a man on the moon the yanks did that 

Alex!!! It wasn't just the Septics who landed on the moon. You obviously didn't listen to NASA's spin doctors paying homage to the Parkes Radio Observatory as being a critical component of the truly multi-national Apollo XI team.

 

In this photo of Mr Armstrong saluting the Stars and Stripes, the Aussie flag is just out of shot. So I've been told.

 

[AlexRRR]

1 hour ago, Radar501 said:

Alex!!! It wasn't just the Septics who landed on the moon. You obviously didn't listen to NASA's spin doctors paying homage to the Parkes Radio Observatory as being a critical component of the truly multi-national Apollo XI team.

 

In this photo of Mr Armstrong saluting the Stars and Stripes, the Aussie flag is just out of shot. So I've been told.

 

 

No red white and black in the aussie flag Mein Radar....if you believe the septic tanks this was staged somewhere in Hollywood....now i do believe a few things and i dont believe a few others....i do think they had a man on the moon though i cant believe they havent set up any mining company's on it though rumour has it they also discovered an alien base on the "Dark Side of the Moon" even Pink Floyd knew that, it was a kind of eire song yes? anyway the little grey people im guessing warned them off because we cant be trusted to put it short....

 

Now the other one....7/11 wops i mean 9/11 now im dead sure there was manipulation by interested parties here i mean you have to be asleep for your whole life to not wake up to this....the details of whom how and why seem sketch but lets look at the facts.....no steel framed building has ever tumbled to the ground nor take with it the smaller one besides it, 3 buildings crashed...when a plane hits a building...the pentagon...where was the wing damage to the buildings? and some dude had time in a hijacked aero plane to text message his wife saying i love you good-bye......now i never been able to get wi fi on any plane i been in once it took off let alone was 50,000 feet in the air....this is looking something like the Saint Kilda Football Club...A lie that exists but isn't true...Of course the crusaders in Red white and black marched into Afghanistan but what they forgot to tell us was they also had...yes HAD the largest deposits at the time of Lithium...that stuff that powers ur smart phone that Apple and Musk need .........i know an eye witness ....he lived there...the moment the Americans arrived he says a fence went up mining equipment went in and trucks began rolling 27/7 for 10 long years....And what topped it off for me...was just as everyone was getting tired of the war which coincided with most of the Lithium being extracted they found "woa and behold" Bin Laden.....shot him up( the gang were in on it in the white house to add to the credibility of it all) them dash cams are awesome yeah? took his body out to sea and gave him a burial.....now i ask you since when have the Yanks been sensitive to Muslim's? NEVER....of course more was going on but thats the crouch of it all....and before you say foooie....Hitler had some prisoners dressed in Polish army uniforms had them shot and used it as a pretence to attack Poland...worked for the believers....

 

Now ive gone for the Dee's to beat the Swans, now im not at all confident...they roved beautifully to Maxie last time and stitched us up good....the reason is...we have to win this one as beating the Eagles in WA is like no way hose....GWS last game of the year would mean a must win if losing the 2 previous thats the theory.....now if Maxie is out i would feel more confident because Pederson is an entirely different player....a competitor in the ruck once on the ground he becomes a prime mover and adds much bulldozing effect and pretty much plays like a midfielder or in the old days a ruck rover type game...to get the best out of Cam he has to be on the ball all day....thats why they dont play him even as a back up on the bench has to be on the ball all day..

[Radar501]

RED WHITE AND BLACK??  Are you talking about the US flag, or St.Kilda's colours??    As our resident authority on 60's and 70's music, I'm sure you could sing along to CCR's anti Vietnam War anthem that goes, 

 

"Some folks are born made to wave the flag.....Ooh, they're red, white and BLUE"

 

As for the Apollo XI panorama being a Hollywood studio, it is remarkable that of the 1000's of scientists, technicians and  ordinary folk who must have known about the alleged conspiracy, not one has got a guilty conscience since and come clean about the facts, or spilled the beans accidentally down at the pub.

 

I think I just saw Michael Jackson moon-walking past my window.

[stud858]

I call for a rewording of the Tigers theme song. 

We are Tigers!

The greatest team of all. 

We're always on the ball. 

 

Bugger Geelong, so presumptuous. 

 

Just sitting around waiting for Friday night footy. I love the 7 plays skit too.

Can I have some of that MJ action too? 

[farmerjo]

Thanks Alex,

Was tipping the Dees but now you've made it clear that they don't make the 8,i'll back the Swans.?

[AlexRRR]

2 hours ago, Radar501 said:

RED WHITE AND BLACK??  Are you talking about the US flag, or St.Kilda's colours??    As our resident authority on 60's and 70's music, I'm sure you could sing along to CCR's anti Vietnam War anthem that goes, 

 

"Some folks are born made to wave the flag.....Ooh, they're red, white and BLUE"

 

As for the Apollo XI panorama being a Hollywood studio, it is remarkable that of the 1000's of scientists, technicians and  ordinary folk who must have known about the alleged conspiracy, not one has got a guilty conscience since and come clean about the facts, or spilled the beans accidentally down at the pub.

 

I think I just saw Michael Jackson moon-walking past my window.

 

Have to keep it football related or i will piss a few people off dear Radar, the Tri Colors as in St Kilda not France had there flag on the Dark Side of the Moon, it was wizzed up by a flying saucer owned by the residents of said dark side of the moon...who are commonly known as "the Greys" you see when one of there craft crashed at Roswell a Saints supporter was one of the first on the scene anyway i wont go into another long winded explanation i think you can work it out from there.....

 

As for 60's music i was very much there and lived it maybe at the tail end of it but i was there CCR was not one of my favourite bands dear sir i was less pop more alternative its just that most of the alternative bands became pop i was more Cream, Hendrix, Fleetwood Mac as a "Blues band"  and of course i was a Leddie....a Led Zeppelin fan...hard and heavy is how i liked it then...

 

No sir the moon walk was real...no conspiracy there its amazing of course with the crude technology they had then it went on to spurr the Police with "Walking On The Moon" so of course it has to be real....

[stud858]

1 hour ago, AlexRRR said:

Have to keep it football related 

Hope this is related enough.  Convicted murderer allowed out of prison to play Aussie rules. We do love our footy. 

But fair sucker the sav. Not good for the victims family. 

 

And now the boys are back for Friday night footy.  Enjoy!

[Thechook]

On 8/9/2018 at 4:05 PM, Will27 said:

Well gangsters

 

According to the bookies, this round is pretty cut and dried.

 

But, we always seem to have an upset or 2.

 

Will Grant and Ron play safe and pick the favourites?

Will some of the others pick a few roughies to bridge the gap?

 

Another interesting round.

I'm making my move in the tipping, gave you guys enough head start to make it fair