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[Will27]

18 minutes ago, farmerjo said:

Geez Will,we let it slip last night.

I presume Rip has a grin from ear to ear today.

I'm still calling for Voges head.

I quite often,more than not would win the toss and kick into the wind.

However one with half a noggin would understand to bat 1st in a final has got to be worth at least 20 runs regardless of the score made.????

I'm hearing you mate.

Was gutted after we put them in.

Voges is a spud.

 

I'm not letting Turner off either.

Did the same thing in the last game against the Heat.

At the end of the day, it's his call.

 

Our leggie is only going at just over 5 an over and he only bowls

him 3 overs....<deleted>?

 

I reckon our only chance was to bat first and try and defend 170.

 

I'm still filthy.

 

Edit** Jhye Richardson fell off a cliff his last 5 games too.

[ripstanley]

1 hour ago, farmerjo said:

Geez Will,we let it slip last night.

I presume Rip has a grin from ear to ear today.

I'm still calling for Voges head.

I quite often,more than not would win the toss and kick into the wind.

However one with half a noggin would understand to bat 1st in a final has got to be worth at least 20 runs regardless of the score made.????

Great game with a great win. 4 large Chang also helped.

[Will27]

20 minutes ago, ripstanley said:

Great game with a great win. 4 large Chang also helped.

Nice work Rip.

 

4 large Chang's would kill me these days.

I'm on the San Miguel Zero's which are 3%.

[Radar501]

On 2/7/2021 at 12:58 PM, farmerjo said:

However one with half a noggin would understand to bat 1st in a final has got to be worth at least 20 runs regardless of the score made.????

 

Yep........but.........rain was forecast, and according to Ch 7's expert commentators, the team batting second has a huge advantage in rain shortened games coz they have all ten wickets in hand and can wallop the ball.    Ridiculous argument in my books as the Duckworth Lewis System takes all factors into consideration in setting a target score.........including having all batsmen available.

 

For example, in the semi final between The Scorchers and The Heat,  The Scorchers made 189 in 18.1 overs before the wet stuff fell.   The Heat wad given 18 overs (one fewer ball than the Scorchers) to make 200 to win (11 more than the Scorchers) .   The DLS calculated that there was less chance of The Heat losing all ten wickets and so, set a higher target.

 

Maybe Voges/Turner were influenced by the drivel , saw the gloomy skies and elected to bowl first.............and spreaking of James Brayshaw, am I the only one who thinks he is a first class knob?   In a game last week, three times in the space of half and hour, he described Josh Philippe as being 'an outrageous talent.'

 

Bring back Bill Lawry I say.

[AlexRRR]

Its Netflix time for me guys.....NFL is done and dusted not paying to watch Melb Victory this year.....they got a 5-2 walloping in Brisbane on the weekend now siting bottom of the ladder watched it free to air ho my what a disgrace......cant see there coach lasting the season...

 

Even i watch a couple of mini matches of premier league really cant get into it at the moment...my brain cells are dead from all the sports i been watching....them grid iron games really do your head in and i watch at least 3 a week...well was.....and Tom fantastic did it again....

 

Even CNN is like.....got a bit boring now there not reporting on Trump....Midnight diner....had seen a few before and got into it, but gees right now everything is off the boil for me.....ps thats a Jap show, normally i like it....3 seasons....only 25 min long so you know..not to hard to focus....well it is for me at the moment....

 

Rejoice....sunshine for the next 3 days says the weather app..... 25 then two 30 degree days....be like heaven....the weeknd and yesterday? think of the south pole at night.....poor old Radar down on the prom...if its freezing up here its like he never took off his parker this year....though to be fair....it only sucks over Melbourne move 100ks away and at least they get some sunshine...

 

We can start looking at maps men....the word is out corvid vaccine rollout starts very soon....Scott bought enough to do the country 3 times...so i will bring cho who by the way is allowed back in after spending 3 nights on the deck....to get vaccinated too....only trouble is we will be allowed to travel with our corvid  smart phone app to prove we had the jab we just wont have anywhere else to go but kiwi land....like there not going to let us go to places like well you know what i mean....since im a third world traveler ....yes Europe i was hoping for....there falling over like flies there....

 

Why do women call you daddy? ummm...a good friend in Manila says it to me all the time......i had spent two weeks with her once...like her head was mostly buried in her phone watching Korean movies...she just messaged me...."good morning daddy" no im not into role playing etc...im thinking of catching up with her again....well she does look good in a bikini....and was fun to be with in the water...as you know she couldnt take her phone into the water....shes very impressionable....kinda simple too....though im sure she is sharper than she makes out....oh she is over 30....just....they love fun over there dont they....breath off fresh air compared to Thai's, you can talk to them even if there not making much sense though its different to talking to a Thai.....(well the only Thai that i have ever talked to that could hold a discussion of any sorts was purple girl...the rest are just looking in shop windows).....i said to her recently you can choose the next location for a holiday....Montengero was her reply.....like how could she come up with that....thinking she is stupid i said you dont even know where that is....she kinda was in the ball park on location.....and she thought she was more cleaver than me fired back that i didnt know where it was...i replied they all hate each other over there....."ho there all friendly" no there not..they been killing each other for years over in that area i replied....told her Montenegro was over the water from Italy...so surprised was she....told her if she gets her visa i might take her since i dont want to go to europe alone...anyway how did you find out about that place i did ask...Facebook of course......haha of course.......

[Will27]

20 minutes ago, Radar501 said:

 

Yep........but.........rain was forecast, and according to Ch 7's expert commentators, the team batting second has a huge advantage in rain shortened games coz they have all ten wickets in hand and can wallop the ball.    Ridiculous argument in my books as the Duckworth Lewis System takes all factors into consideration in setting a target score.........including having all batsmen available.

 

For example, in the semi final between The Scorchers and The Heat,  The Scorchers made 189 in 18.1 overs before the wet stuff fell.   The Heat wad given 18 overs (one fewer ball than the Scorchers) to make 200 to win (11 more than the Scorchers) .   The DLS calculated that there was less chance of The Heat losing all ten wickets and so, set a higher target.

 

Maybe Voges/Turner were influenced by the drivel , saw the gloomy skies and elected to bowl first.............and spreaking of James Brayshaw, am I the only one who thinks he is a first class knob?   In a game last week, three times in the space of half and hour, he described Josh Philippe as being 'an outrageous talent.'

 

Bring back Bill Lawry I say.

Radar, I get my cricket through Kayo/Fox.

The only thing I miss about Channel 7 would is Ricky Ponting's commentary.

 

For those who clubs haven't had a lot of success lately, I read somewhere that it's been

6000 days since Essendon last won a final.

 

FMD, I get cheesed off if we miss the top 4.

[sceadugenga]

Eddies gone?

 

[Will27]

7 minutes ago, sceadugenga said:

Eddies gone?

 

[tifino]

the Woke has gone political inside the footy now...   Eddie McGuire just now announced forced to resign as Collingwood President...    Footy players on the field were... well, they used to be Tougher than Stick&Stones... 

[AlexRRR]

https://wwos.nine.com.au/afl/eddie-mcguire-steps-down-as-collingwood-president-after-racism-scandal/dcf870e6-573f-471a-8654-8707c3b1dca1

 

Murdocd didnt liz ehim either so it seems.... https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2021-eddie-mcguire-quits-collingwood-magpies-president-reaction-analysis-why-he-quit-latest-news-press-conference/news-story/f2460b28f128b5d08481bb5d5f570623

 

Yep he is gone....trail by media....shot down in a hail of bullets.....tall poppy thingo no? ye yeah i know he put his foot in it...i didn't take it the way everyone else did...i actually saw past the obvious...never mind...

[AlexRRR]

Trouble Bartlet keep his mouth shut so cant be embarrassed to resign....god dam....

[Will27]

 

@TitusOReily

 

Today is a proud and historic day

[AlexRRR]

Super Bowl streaker thinks hes going to get close to a half a million $,  https://www.news.com.au/sport/american-sports/nfl/super-bowl-pitch-invaders-483000-bet-pays-off/news-story/d79bcb96f85b6d4e1b9995ae71a9ffcd seems he took a bet out told all his mates to as well.....

 

Now he should have kept his mouth shut and got someone else to put his bet on in there name.......as if there gonna pay out....hes confident.....im not...bit like insider trading...something like that.....

 

I did see it while watching the game and all credit to the film crew for not making anything out of it....quickly mentioned quickly turned way......

 

Is this guy on a witch hunt or what? https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/heritier-lumumba-slams-dan-andrews-amid-eddie-mcguire-furore/news-story/f344f9d603447c05eecf866101b120a4 like i said i seen Eds "proud"comment another way..... and delicate Dan put it well too.....were all soooooooo sensitive about race related stuff at the moment.....geeeessssss....like no one tells ya or cry on about the canibals etc...

 

Ho this dont look good.......slamming Sam Newman comes out in defence of Ed...hahaha https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/absolute-disgrace-sam-newman-slams-eddie-mcguires-collingwood-exit/news-story/23af345ecb519e9ae82f70d46bb63258 corona virus has pushed  Sam over the edge....storming Spring street when we had restrictions on...complaining he couldnt play golf....hahahaha

 

Check out the upgrade Gf for Danny Rioli..... https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-star-daniel-rioli-shows-off-new-girlfriend-after-split-with-mia-fevola/news-story/02bf54a4098a6fd98688b12321f91845 who cares influencer ex has got a new guy...all eyes are on her replacement.....

 

Hey is summer again...wow 2 days of low 30s in a row.....were not getting excited 50% chance rain tomorrow and back to low 20s....had to run the air con yesterday....just no use to the sudden spikes in temp .......

[farmerjo]

Heritier must think he has got Australian of the year in the bag.

A guy at one club i played for was nicknamed midnight,he never complained.

Alex.the Weed is down so your man Tom looks a starter.

[Will27]

55 minutes ago, farmerjo said:

Heritier must think he has got Australian of the year in the bag.

A guy at one club i played for was nicknamed midnight,he never complained.

Alex.the Weed is down so your man Tom looks a starter.

Heritier is a flog.

 

 

[AlexRRR]

On 2/11/2021 at 1:04 PM, farmerjo said:

Heritier must think he has got Australian of the year in the bag.

A guy at one club i played for was nicknamed midnight,he never complained.

Alex.the Weed is down so your man Tom looks a starter.

Wow Fj your up to date, not much to do  on the farm these days?

 

Well 10 to 12 weeks out is half the season....coming onto his 6th season he needed to step up......so im guessing he will be getting delisted end of the year as he WILL be out of contract..... With a glut of key forwards we need to trip them branches fella...

[AlexRRR]

On 2/11/2021 at 1:58 PM, Will27 said:

Heritier is a flog.

 

 

Recall Harry? i do....his name was Harry H Tier then he found his home country Brasil, yes i know the English spell it Brazil....but go look at maps by other nations men.... standing next to a healer in Hati he found his place in  the world....after growing up in 3rd world Western Australia rummaging around the Central Americas on the bonus money from the Pies flag that year and where he was born in the back streets of Rio he seen the light.....not much light gets in to them back streets of Rio but it was a long way from the rough life he'd been living in WA men...well he was living in Melbourne by that stage and not much sun in winter would make it feel like home....he wouldnt know of course....touched by the very smallest of divine light creeping through cracks on a wall  shining on down from up high of the Rio hills coming direct from Christ the Redeemer....hitting young Harry in the eye....A revelation did happen....something mystical......like was touched by the hand of Christ the Redeemer...in this case a light from Christs very eye, he did fall....like a tackle from Selwood Harry did flop to the ground......a short time later he did rise.....a new man....and a Harry no more....after mediating with a bunch of witch doctors and drug pushers Heritier Lumumba was born.....samba music was heard from the highest hill tops ...and i would like to know how he feels about the money the Demons payed him to play for us....does he feel like he was steeling? like we got nothing out of him.......i feel robbed that this guy was in a Dee jumper and did sweet f all for us.....

 

 

[AlexRRR]

Woops men...still early here Harry was an O'Brien, not a Tier.....still early here and were back in lockdown...5 days...were totally depressed hence my mistake...

 

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/collingwood-defender-harry-obrien-changes-his-name-to-heritier-lumumba/news-story/687a50bc91aa378707def63fcef7bdf1

 

Brasilian mum is cool...but a Congolese dad...ummmm....well i have pictures of them dirty Nigerian streets in my head......Says here Heritier means "inheritor or the heir" so you know he feels blessed by the almighty to you know...make waves...seems he wrote a book too....."Its cool to be Conscious" something like min kemp no?

[farmerjo]

4 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

Wow Fj your up to date, not much to do  on the farm these days?

 

Always plenty to do but do like to start the day with a coffee and the news. 

Chooks will be over the moon with his nephew's rise to captain at the saints.

 

 

[Will27]

With all of the talk about Ed recently, Willie Rioli's case has slipped under the Radar.

 

It's been 521 days since his suspension.

The tribunal hearing was over 2 months ago.

 

The waiting time is a bloody disgrace.

 

Hard for WC to balance their list and salary cap.

 

I'm hoping for a 2 year suspension but we'll see what happens.

 

Free Willie.

[farmerjo]

28 minutes ago, Will27 said:

With all of the talk about Ed recently, Willie Rioli's case has slipped under the Radar.

 

It's been 521 days since his suspension.

The tribunal hearing was over 2 months ago.

 

The waiting time is a bloody disgrace.

 

Hard for WC to balance their list and salary cap.

 

I'm hoping for a 2 year suspension but we'll see what happens.

 

Free Willie.

I was nearly going to write about Willie in my post above,something along the lines of Rioli the next one in a generation after Harry.????

But i do agree,pinch a grandma's handbag or take cocaine at a movie stars party and everything is hunky dory.

Put gatorade in a pee sample and your off to the noose.

I understand for olympic athletes who are competing for world domination.

Maybe he should have had it referred to WHO and it would of been over in a month. 

[Will27]

For those who like to shop online, the AFL Store is having a huge sale of Jonathon Patton dolls.

 

 

[AlexRRR]

Forgive them father for they know not what they do......i recall that from my catholic school days.....Magic Door or in this case sliding doors just slides from Arden st on over to the MCG, hey Dee's dont worry about blowing another 400,000 for nothing...another Mitch Brown....does well in pre season games then gets to play 2 games during the season....( and he is still on the list by the way)......just what we need another 30+ hack to add to the other 30+ hack we already have just because he is 7 feet tall.....

 

If this is not grounds for a divorce i dont know what is....whats Bartlet doing there? allowing them dicks the scope to do things like this after last seasons boo boo....We need a Don Scott there to keep them walking the straight and narrow...he came out and gave Kennet a serve over not hitting it on the head for a Tassie move....

 

So if you haven't heard Dark Magic Daw who had signed up to play for North Hidelburg ....over my side of town who's coached by Brent Harvey was offered a paying run around Casey, so you know...with Brown and the Weed out for half a season and mind you Goodwin wanted to chop big Tom and you know move him on all off a sudden finds himself some talls down...frigging idiot....mate i cant wait to see the back of Goodwin....Josh has gone......thats half the dudd team gone...hey whats does Bartlet do in the long room during meetings?

 

Look if i still had a membership id be cutting it up and sending it back.....No men Daw is finished....even Goodwin's plan is flawed....North showed the only time they got anything good out of Magic was when he went down back....cant ruck cant play forward can only go in one direction....i got splinters under my finger nails scratching my head trying to work out what they were thinking....Well i cant forgive......was better to pull a name out of a hat from one of the VFL teams men....gees......

[Will27]

Here you go FJ.

Paul Roos on new North Melbourne role, ‘insulting’ coaching process claims

Paul Roos has revealed he will have a match-day role in the North Melbourne ­coaches’ box.

And on Sunday Roos ­labelled “insulting” suggestions that his urging David Noble to apply for the senior coach role meant the latter’s appointment was a forgone conclusion.

Roos officially joined North Melbourne last week in a role that will include mentoring of coaching staff and executives, as well as a football role on game day.

In his first interview at his new club, he told the Herald Sun he was excited about the blend of experience and emerging talent on North Melbourne’s list.

Roos is just back from two weeks in Sydney hotel quarantine after returning from overseas and has run smack bang into Melbourne’s five-day lockdown. But in his first days at the club, he already has a good idea of what his new role will look like.

 

"Nobes and I already have a great relationship, so it’s just about formalising what they need from me,” Roos said.

“I know pretty well what it looks like, so we will take the next three weeks to go in and observe and decide.

“I think where I can help will be sitting in the box and observing and helping.

“The football department is a little skinny in terms of what it was in the past (given new footy department caps).

“I am really conscious that David is the senior coach and that’s his role. My role is to do the best for North Melbourne.

“So game day is an area when I can help, and then there will be some kind of ­review process, and we are going through that.”

 

Noble said this month he only strongly considered the North Melbourne role when Roos called to convince him that he had what it took to cross from his job as Brisbane Lions football boss.

Some commentators wondered if fellow contenders Daniel Giansiracusa and Robert Harvey ever had a chance, given that strong endorsement, but Roos says the reality is exactly opposite.

“It’s a bit insulting when I hear that,’’ Roos said.

“One of the biggest things for me was getting as many people to the line as we could.

“There wasn’t an Alastair Clarkson or John Longmire-type person, so everyone in the process had an opportunity to get the job.

“I have been asked to be on coaching selection panels ­before, and there are times when you already know who is going to get the job, so I declined.

 

“I said, when this was put to me, we need to be really transparent about this and put everyone through the process.

“I know David Noble and I played with him, and what helped him commit was when he trusted that we would run a full process.

“That gave him confidence he would get heard.

 

“We wanted as many strong candidates as we could and he just stood out through the process. The things we saw on his resume he was able to articulate. He got the job 100 per cent through the way he interviewed.”

Roos is confident North Melbourne can find an onball role for ex-Collingwood ­forward Jaidyn Stephenson and is reunited with former Greater Western Sydney midfielder Dom Tyson, who he lured to Melbourne in a swap that saw the Giants draft Josh Kelly.

 

“Dom is super talented and is one of the main reasons we went from two wins to 10 wins, so I hope he can get a good run at it,’’ Roos said.

“You talk about Rising Star awards, you have to be a really good player to win that, so Jaidyn has got some real talent to work with.

“Collingwood had expectations of him as a key ­forward, and it’s a really hard role to play. Our expectations will be slightly different.”

[farmerjo]

The good thing about picking up Daw Alex is his mother comes in the deal to run one of the pie stands in the outer.

I remember Daw;s 1st game against the Lions,first touch came storming out of full forward arms fully stretched.

Then went back and slotted it.Over the years his motor didn't develop as one would of thought.

He did take what i consider one of the greatest marks of all time.

Sorry vid in wrong spot.

 

[AlexRRR]

2 hours ago, Will27 said:

Here you go FJ.

Paul Roos on new North Melbourne role, ‘insulting’ coaching process claims

Paul Roos has revealed he will have a match-day role in the North Melbourne ­coaches’ box.

And on Sunday Roos ­labelled “insulting” suggestions that his urging David Noble to apply for the senior coach role meant the latter’s appointment was a forgone conclusion.

Roos officially joined North Melbourne last week in a role that will include mentoring of coaching staff and executives, as well as a football role on game day.

In his first interview at his new club, he told the Herald Sun he was excited about the blend of experience and emerging talent on North Melbourne’s list.

Roos is just back from two weeks in Sydney hotel quarantine after returning from overseas and has run smack bang into Melbourne’s five-day lockdown. But in his first days at the club, he already has a good idea of what his new role will look like.

 

"Nobes and I already have a great relationship, so it’s just about formalising what they need from me,” Roos said.

“I know pretty well what it looks like, so we will take the next three weeks to go in and observe and decide.

“I think where I can help will be sitting in the box and observing and helping.

“The football department is a little skinny in terms of what it was in the past (given new footy department caps).

“I am really conscious that David is the senior coach and that’s his role. My role is to do the best for North Melbourne.

“So game day is an area when I can help, and then there will be some kind of ­review process, and we are going through that.”

 

Noble said this month he only strongly considered the North Melbourne role when Roos called to convince him that he had what it took to cross from his job as Brisbane Lions football boss.

Some commentators wondered if fellow contenders Daniel Giansiracusa and Robert Harvey ever had a chance, given that strong endorsement, but Roos says the reality is exactly opposite.

“It’s a bit insulting when I hear that,’’ Roos said.

“One of the biggest things for me was getting as many people to the line as we could.

“There wasn’t an Alastair Clarkson or John Longmire-type person, so everyone in the process had an opportunity to get the job.

“I have been asked to be on coaching selection panels ­before, and there are times when you already know who is going to get the job, so I declined.

 

“I said, when this was put to me, we need to be really transparent about this and put everyone through the process.

“I know David Noble and I played with him, and what helped him commit was when he trusted that we would run a full process.

“That gave him confidence he would get heard.

 

“We wanted as many strong candidates as we could and he just stood out through the process. The things we saw on his resume he was able to articulate. He got the job 100 per cent through the way he interviewed.”

Roos is confident North Melbourne can find an onball role for ex-Collingwood ­forward Jaidyn Stephenson and is reunited with former Greater Western Sydney midfielder Dom Tyson, who he lured to Melbourne in a swap that saw the Giants draft Josh Kelly.

 

“Dom is super talented and is one of the main reasons we went from two wins to 10 wins, so I hope he can get a good run at it,’’ Roos said.

“You talk about Rising Star awards, you have to be a really good player to win that, so Jaidyn has got some real talent to work with.

“Collingwood had expectations of him as a key ­forward, and it’s a really hard role to play. Our expectations will be slightly different.”

another easy 6 million dollars....

[AlexRRR]

41 minutes ago, farmerjo said:

The good thing about picking up Daw Alex is his mother comes in the deal to run one of the pie stands in the outer.

I remember Daw;s 1st game against the Lions,first touch came storming out of full forward arms fully stretched.

Then went back and slotted it.Over the years his motor didn't develop as one would of thought.

He did take what i consider one of the greatest marks of all time.

Sorry vid in wrong spot.

 

Think we had a few were gonna's there at the Dee's.....Mitch Brown didnt get much of a run last year and is still on the list at 43 then wayward Harry Bennell....were a rescue mission...like the Lort Smith Lost Dogs Home...not enough we have a room full off our own duds to feed we have to recruit them from other clubs too....Im thinking of switching to WCE and The Suns....except im not really into gay blue and gold im still not use to them clipped wings.....one year WCE had the strip down the one side which it was ok or the worse jumper ever of the Suns...

[Will27]

5 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

Think we had a few were gonna's there at the Dee's.....Mitch Brown didnt get much of a run last year and is still on the list at 43 then wayward Harry Bennell....were a rescue mission...like the Lort Smith Lost Dogs Home...not enough we have a room full off our own duds to feed we have to recruit them from other clubs too....Im thinking of switching to WCE and The Suns....except im not really into gay blue and gold im still not use to them clipped wings.....one year WCE had the strip down the one side which it was ok or the worse jumper ever of the Suns...

Come on Uncle Alex, it's never too late.

[AlexRRR]

1 minute ago, Will27 said:

Come on Uncle Alex, it's never too late.

If they renew Goodwin's contract i will be ordering an Eagles trakkie top.....

[Will27]

22 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

If they renew Goodwin's contract i will be ordering an Eagles trakkie top.....

Let me know mate and I'll send you a couple of stubby holders.

 

I've got a few extra's.