Oh the pain.

I think our season is Max Gawn.

 

There's nothing worse than losing a game of footy with Ed commentating <deleted>.

1 minute ago, Will27 said:

Oh the pain.

I think our season is Max Gawn.

 

There's nothing worse than losing a game of footy with Ed commentating <deleted>.

That is why I watched Gold Coast V Hawthorn. As soon as I heard Ed's voice I changed

12 hours ago, Will27 said:

Oh the pain.

Soon as it looked like getting wet your boys didn't have a plan B.

I wouldn't panic just yet,most of the highly skilled teams can't handle wet weather footy.  

27 minutes ago, farmerjo said:

Soon as it looked like getting wet your boys didn't have a plan B.

I wouldn't panic just yet,most of the highly skilled teams can't handle wet weather footy.  

We just don't bat deep enough in the midfield FJ.

 

Losing Kelly really hurt us as Yeo was just returning from injury. Add Shuey to that list and you're left with Redden, Sheed and Gaff.

 

Injuries have really hurt us this year.

Missing McGovern down back and losing Oscar Allen didn't help either.

Well crew that's it for round 11.

Six of us picked seven with Rip getting the Turkish Delight's this week on the margin.

 

As you can imagine, no change at the top.

 

Until next time.

and meanwhile back at the ranch; AFL Matches have returned to spectatorless matches...

 

 - everybody remains on tender hooks, that the State Socialist Parliament don't extend this lastest lockdown beyond the week...    

 

- seeing a studioum agan plastered with  'crowds' of 2D figurines on the telly, is just not natural...   

4 hours ago, Radar501 said:

Half way through the year and Radar and i are fighting for the honors again.????

On 5/29/2021 at 12:33 PM, farmerjo said:

Well done to the Dees.

I wonder if not playing in front of a crowd helped.

May and Lever are paying dividends.

Thought Ozzy might have been on them and was surprised to see the majority went dogs.

 

OZ was like me...no faith, though has shown a lot more than me in the recent past...BUT...im Melbourne based and i been to a lot of beltings in  my life....like to remind you think it was 1982 or 3 i went to all games bar the one in Sydney where we won just one game for the entire season and that was a close encounter against the Scrays where we more or less fell over the line.....so its like a Nazi concentration camp...some things in your life you just cant forget.....Trust.......Goodwin.....ahhhhh......Bless me father for now i have sinned....

9 hours ago, farmerjo said:

Half way through the year and Radar and i are fighting for the honors again.????

Hey im still number 1.....oh dear...how long can it last?

 

I know Old WILLbert makes a second half charge....maybe with the Eagles going down own will undermine the confidence and give me a chance hey?

5 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

Hey im still number 1.....oh dear...how long can it last?

 

I know Old WILLbert makes a second half charge....maybe with the Eagles going down own will undermine the confidence and give me a chance hey?

Not long Alex, I am sitting 2nd where I finished last year.

But different strategy this year,l led early last time only to have Scea run me down in the straight so this time I,m holding one out and one back,will try a tickle with the whip after the bye so watch out.????

2 hours ago, ozzydom said:

Not long Alex, I am sitting 2nd where I finished last year.

But different strategy this year,l led early last time only to have Scea run me down in the straight so this time I,m holding one out and one back,will try a tickle with the whip after the bye so watch out.????

 And you 2 look out for one of the 3 on 60 to come down the outside and pip you both on the line.

14 hours ago, ripstanley said:

 And you 2 look out for one of the 3 on 60 to come down the outside and pip you both on the line.

always got an eye on the rear view mirror in such esteemed company

meanwhile, back near the starting gate, Radar and FJ are desperately jockeying for position

 

I must of ran over a chinamen.

Just checked the gauntlet and i picked WCE last week so now eliminated from that.

I presume most are still going in it?

4 hours ago, farmerjo said:

I must of ran over a chinamen.

Just checked the gauntlet and i picked WCE last week so now eliminated from that.

I presume most are still going in it?

I was knocked out first week.

Well boys with corvid spreading far and wide now making it to WA and some players saying there not doing the hubs thing again it would be a great idea to end the season on a high note with the Demons taking the flag this year in such a difficult year too...and i get the chokkies for top tipster ......yaaaaaa.....

 

To back my statement the big Vic is looking like adding at least one more week to lockdown and in reality if we go on the precedent set last time its going to go on longer than 2 weeks so be prepared plus just heard an other plane load of Indians are about to land so this all started with them you know....Melbourne.....Perth has 2 plus someone on a ship that just arrived and its creeping up the coast towards Sydney with half a dozen sites exposed....oh dear...

 

My big problem is Cho needs a hair cut and its been postponed once and my GTI is out of warrantee in 3 weeks and i had it booked in for a service next week so this is all looking like going out of the window as we cant go further than 5 ks nor should we be out without a life or death or exercise excuse men....mind you i seen this morning Phuket is opening up to tourists next month....your all gonna die over there all for the Bhat.....

I'm no Wobbles supporter but I really think they should refuse to travel this week and play the Crows later in the season.

 

Collingwood has been told it can only bring a “skeleton staff” on its fly-in fly-out mission to Adelaide to take on the Crows on Saturday.

South Australian Health has ordered the Magpies to pare back its contingent for the game, saying only essential staff can make the trip.

They must also comply with strict regulations during their short window of time in Adelaide.

South Australian Police Commissioner Grant Stevens also confirmed on 5AA on Wednesday the future of matches involving Victorian teams playing in Adelaide won’t be decided until after this weekend’s game.

 

Hun

 

9 minutes ago, sceadugenga said:

I'm no Wobbles supporter but I really think they should refuse to travel this week and play the Crows later in the season.

 

Collingwood has been told it can only bring a “skeleton staff” on its fly-in fly-out mission to Adelaide to take on the Crows on Saturday.

South Australian Health has ordered the Magpies to pare back its contingent for the game, saying only essential staff can make the trip.

They must also comply with strict regulations during their short window of time in Adelaide.

South Australian Police Commissioner Grant Stevens also confirmed on 5AA on Wednesday the future of matches involving Victorian teams playing in Adelaide won’t be decided until after this weekend’s game.

 

Hun

 

Or they could've given them the bye this weekend and play next week.

5 hours ago, sceadugenga said:

I'm no Wobbles supporter but I really think they should refuse to travel this week and play the Crows later in the season.

 

Collingwood has been told it can only bring a “skeleton staff” on its fly-in fly-out mission to Adelaide to take on the Crows on Saturday.

South Australian Health has ordered the Magpies to pare back its contingent for the game, saying only essential staff can make the trip.

They must also comply with strict regulations during their short window of time in Adelaide.

South Australian Police Commissioner Grant Stevens also confirmed on 5AA on Wednesday the future of matches involving Victorian teams playing in Adelaide won’t be decided until after this weekend’s game.

 

Hun

 

Well considering it was a hotel breach from returning Indians in SA that got Melbourne now going into a further week lockdown i recommend all Australians including football clubs boycott South Aussie men...

4 hours ago, Will27 said:

Or they could've given them the bye this weekend and play next week.

This is a good excuse to rip the licence from the SA teams and give one to Tassie....

5 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

This is a good excuse to rip the licence from the SA teams and give one to Tassie....

Better off relocating Norf there.

Sorry FJ.

SA chief health officer warns people attending the Adelaide v Collingwood game to duck if the ball comes towards them.

 

South Australian health authorities have warned AFL fans not to touch the ball if it flies into the crowd during Adelaide’s home game against Collingwood, sparking puns about possible “airborne transmission” of Covid.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jun/02/do-not-touch-that-ball-covid-advice-prompts-anger-and-humour-from-afl-fans

53 minutes ago, wendyfromoz said:

SA chief health officer warns people attending the Adelaide v Collingwood game to duck if the ball comes towards them.

 

South Australian health authorities have warned AFL fans not to touch the ball if it flies into the crowd during Adelaide’s home game against Collingwood, sparking puns about possible “airborne transmission” of Covid.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jun/02/do-not-touch-that-ball-covid-advice-prompts-anger-and-humour-from-afl-fans

Mind boggling????

1 hour ago, Will27 said:

Mind boggling????

Hey difficult times brings out all the loonies......apparently lockdown protesters who i might add are people who cant follow rules or just see anybody saying "you cant do that" unpalatable.....i say round them up take them into the deserts of SA since they started the latest drama and the next plane of Indians drop them off at the same camp and lock the gates and come back in 8 weeks.....are on the march again.....in the state of the big V.....

 

The Demon Lion game WILL be played at Giants stadium friday night according to Max Gawn......Heard Neal-Bullen was pretty much told end of last season "hey buddy if someone wants you to go play for them were happy to off load you for a few coffees"....well a few clubs would be not happy now considering his performance this season.....why does it take a gun to the head to make you pull your finger out? do you recall the last kick of the last season from the Demons? i do it was Bullen.....a 6 year veteran of AFL football......making the kick at goal look something like what a 5 year old soccer player would do.....

 

Anyway the State government is allowing us to travel up to 10ks now which is mind boggling since we cant do anything but food shop or exercise if the dealer is working i can just about slip in for the serve i booked men...but alas....poor choo will have to look like a shaggy Rolling Stone for a while longer.....

AFL Call Centre 55555

 

 

Friday Funnies.....and once again SA is in the news......Corvid sceptic after a facebook rant a one Celeste Lockwood 37 year old female from Renmark named and shamed in Thailand too had the book thrown at her for a host of naughty things she did that were illegal starting off refusing to wear a mask on entry to a Mildura fuel station, well you can imagine what the feisty woman got up to police had to stop her with spikes across the highway, so there you are men.......Send all them home bound Indians to Renmark......

 

Looks like its a bye or my page has got shorter ......

 

Demons take on the Lions at Giant stadium....the dart board game.....PositiveLingers is out, concussed deep into last weeks game, that WILL be a blow and WILL loose a lot of drive off that wing....that should be enough to swing it the Lions way.....so you would think....have the Demons arrived? are the Lions ready for the next step up? looking deep into my coffee cup this morning foam on both sides indicates a very close game.....to close to call.....

 

Swans.....put down your glasses over the Saints....so why have the Saints dropped off the face of the planet? was the recruitment of a bunch of average players who played above there weight first season....only Hill is any class.....Swans are the real sugar...not corn syrup fractious like the Saints...

 

Crows @ home to the Pies....politics is burning at Vic Park....The coach is on the nose, gees its a mess.....the revolution has started its not a happy home.....still the Pies are good when there back is to the wall....im giving them a miss, bottom 4 Finnish is predicted by me.....

 

Bombers at optus in WA over the Tigers.....im sticking my head out here boys......im taking the Bombers, ive predicted the demise of the Tigers all year long, porking the front office shelia is only just one of the problems....Bombers good for a few weeks before the brakes go on....

 

What a time to get to play the Eagles....im envious of the Blues who will make Teague proud on the SCG sunday arvo when they stich up the wounded Coasters, wont even have to go into his inside 50s rant after the game....stress free.....nice quite ride...slipping his coke in the coaches box....meanwhile a hospital plane is being readied at Mascot to take the Eagles home....

 

Freo, how low can they go?, well there close to bouncing out of the blues but not this week, Dogs looking to bounce back should pretty much carve up the sea fearers fairly easily, some good old Aussie moves upload to Netflix men...i recommend " Were a Weird Mob" most are more than recognisable since were all pretty much over the hill and being kept young with young pussy besides us......Malcom is another....im waiting in anticipation for "Death in Brunswick" to turn up.....

 

Good tipping but not good as me.........

Well Gang

That's it for round 12.

 

Ozzydom and Scea both picked 5.

Well done fella's.

Ozzydom get's the Crunchies for being closest to the margin.

 

Uncle Alex still hanging on to top spot by virtue of percentage but Ozzydom has made his move.

There's still a bit of a gap after that.

 

Until next week.

 

Buckley's gone... apparently beating the Crows wasn't considered a career saver...