June 2, 200421 yr A woman walks into a fsh shop and waits for her turn to be served on a friday evening. When it gets to her turn she says "Can I have a copy of Batman returns please" the shop assistant says calmly, "sorry madam we dont stock videos you want Blockbuster just down the street" The next Friday evening the same woman comes in again and says "Have you got "There's something about Mary" The assistant is now getting a bit peeved as he has a line of impatiant customers behind her "Madam I told you last week this is a Fish & Chip shop not a video store you want Blockbuster 4 doors down on the left. The following Friday the Assistant looks in abject horror as the woman enters the shop. " Madam" he says before she can open her mouth "this is a FISH & CHIP SHOP we DO NOT RENT VIDEOS." "Don't get so exited" says the woman. "Have you got "A FISH CALLED WANDA""
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