Enus and Cooter are in da house

[Cooters Bait]

How ya’ll doin’? Enus and Cooter are back in Patong. Hell yeah brother.

 

We had a record year in cricket sales, so we figure what the heck. Not only that but Enus had a bad break up a few weeks yonder and he wanted to get out of town. Yeah, Delta Lynn was her name. Sweet girl, big t!ts but she had a mess of littleuns running around. Enus said every time things started getting interesting one them rascals would be running in the room askin what mommy was screaming about.

 

About 40 hours door to door, we got in yesterday afternoon. I must say Cathay Pacific is much better then the last airline we took. Plus we flew through Chicago instead of Toronto. Man, them French folk in Toronto got a different word for everything.

 

So here we are in Patong at The Marina Phuket Hotel. Seems like a nice place but the only room we could book was the honeymoon suite. Not sure what happened, but there were rose petals all over the bed, like a flower exploded in here or something.

 

Anyone know how long you can stay in one them steam rooms? Enus been down there since morning. Hope he back soon, we gonna get something on a stick a few dozen beers, head for Bangla and Hell Yeah Brother.

[Don Mega]

Yawn.

[NCC1701A]

 

[worgeordie]

Hillbillies in Phuket, what could go wrong.

regards Worgeordie

[bearpolar]

2 hours ago, worgeordie said:

Hillbillies in Phuket, what could go wrong.

regards Worgeordie

is there anything else in patong?

 

 

[eezergood]

Cricket sales - Surely one means runs, however the ashes didnt produce the kind of rates we expected.