I'll take the plee...............guilty by association, with lunatic Bedlamites.

I'll take the plee...............guilty by association, with lunatic Bedlamites.

Good grief! You "cop the plea", you furballed moron.

And the last thing you hear on exit at 7-11 is ding-dong, limpalong.

TLW

I'll take a "plee" anytime before a " dong " snake head, I'm not that sort of a lupine.

Campanology TLW

The last words in the 7-11 are "than yoo, plee come again"

Most of the "girlfriends" in Thailand use the same word - must have all worked in 7-11 stores

tlw convenience

Hand over their names CB, the phrase " come again " seldom heard.

opportunism TLW

Hand over their names CB, the phrase " come again " seldom heard.

opportunism TLW

They all have the same name Nok, Lek, Bin. In my old bar I had at least a six pack of each

Thai Girls

tlw sixpack

CB

Bless you CB for introducing Thai women into an otherwise dull day.

Tedium..........TLW

Don't know about Nok, Lek and Bin but I've been looking our for two girls by the names of Off and All.

Many people tell me to #*@! Off and everybody tells me #*@! All.

Oh well now the tedium has been broken I'll console myself with tlw.

Don't know about Nok, Lek and Bin but I've been looking our for two girls by the names of Off and All.

Many people tell me to #*@! Off and everybody tells me #*@! All.

Oh well now the tedium has been broken I'll console myself with tlw.

Ah trust you guys to raise the standard but now that this is my 1,000 post I am now sure that everyone on this thread will cease and desist from any additional posts and allow the moderator to close the thread with yours truly "crow boy" being officially handed the third "Last Word" winners trophy.

thankyou and

The Last Word is Millipost

Crow Boy

Congrats and well done bird brain............oooooooooooopppps, sorry.

Mine again.

Tough TLW.

Ah trust you guys to raise the standard but now that this is my 1,000 post I am now sure that everyone on this thread will cease and desist from any additional posts and allow the moderator to close the thread with yours truly "Kan Win" being officially handed the third "Last Word" winners trophy.

Why thank you and The Last Word is Millipost

Crow Boy

Wish you 1,000 and more “Crow Boy”

But, this will not be my last word on this "Fred"

Yours truly,

Kan Win

TLW ©

I'm sure you " kan win ", but not this thread. CB will be flapping and chomping on his cuttle fish as we speak......any time now

inevitable.....TLW

I'm sure you " kan win ", but not this thread. CB will be flapping and chomping on his cuttle fish as we speak......any time now

inevitable.....TLW

I thought that was canaries ..... CB hasn't developed jaundice recently has he? ...... even if he had, it would be a bloody big canary.

Wharf

TLW

I'm sure you " kan win ", but not this thread. CB will be flapping and chomping on his cuttle fish as we speak......any time now

inevitable.....TLW

I thought that was canaries ..... CB hasn't developed jaundice recently has he? ...... even if he had, it would be a bloody big canary.

Wharf

TLW

Thad, I think you uncovered CB as an imposter. He's no crow just a wee canary who's been down t' coal pit a bit too long.

Anthracite tlw.

Anthracite.

That word always reminds me of one thing, I don't know why.

http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:

We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.

Lake.

TLW

Yes...yes, whippets, flat caps and black puddin !!!

Why oh why, is Thailand so culturally devoid of such icons ?

Noddy Holder.................An Icon TLW

Hobnail boots, cobblestone streets, the sound of a brass band playing in the distance, a small boy pushing his bike up the hill delivering the bread.

Hovis, I bluddy hate Hovis bread.

Bread tlw

just realized that I am past my 2,000 posts already...no one wrote me a raro 2,000+ appreciation thread. I feel devastated.....

TLW is <sniff>

Perhaps the " sniffing " has led to the ignoring ?

This of course leads to the definitive last word........Never cry WOLF

For Medusa's sake, quit snivelling. First Cawboy demanding thou-post attention and then Raro with two-thou. Do I hear three, Ladies and snivellers? Do I hear three?

OK, many belated happy returns on your respective millstones, Friends.

Albatross, TLW.

For Medusa's sake, quit snivelling. First Cawboy demanding thou-post attention and then Raro with two-thou. Do I hear three, Ladies and snivellers? Do I hear three?

OK, many belated happy returns on your respective millstones, Friends.

Albatross, TLW.

Albatross? Sorry run out of them.

Herring gull on a stick?

Stick tlw.

just realized that I am past my 2,000 posts already...no one wrote me a raro 2,000+ appreciation thread. I feel devastated.....

TLW is

Well I have taken time out, just for you.

Have another 2,000+

Happy Days and posts on ThaiVisaDotKom, but please not on

TLW ©

G-od that was weird..........I t could have been me.

For Medusa's sake, quit snivelling. First Cawboy demanding thou-post attention and then Raro with two-thou. Do I hear three, Ladies and snivellers? Do I hear three?

OK, many belated happy returns on your respective millstones, Friends.

Albatross, TLW.

Albatross? Sorry run out of them.

Herring gull on a stick?

Stick tlw.

I never never never never ever try to correct a misquote..... especially in bedies..... however this is Python, so, sorry Phil but it's a

Stormy Petrel

On a stick.

I know, my mother warned me about talking to people like me.

For Medusa's sake, quit snivelling. First Cawboy demanding thou-post attention and then Raro with two-thou. Do I hear three, Ladies and snivellers? Do I hear three?

OK, many belated happy returns on your respective millstones, Friends.

Albatross, TLW.

Albatross? Sorry run out of them.

Herring gull on a stick?

Stick tlw.

I never never never never ever try to correct a misquote..... especially in bedies..... however this is Python, so, sorry Phil but it's a

Stormy Petrel

On a stick.

I know, my mother warned me about talking to people like me.

I'll graciously accept the correction with the explanation that the original was back in the days before conservation, PETA and PC.

Stormy Petrels are protected these days, besides which they are cute. We don't put cute things on sticks any more.

besides which they are cute. We don't put cute things on sticks any more.

Well I think we should !!!!

Bedlamites should unite and form a " Let's put cute things on a stick " party

Revolution TLW.

besides which they are cute. We don't put cute things on sticks any more.

Well I think we should !!!!

Bedlamites should unite and form a " Let's put cute things on a stick " party

Revolution TLW.

I spent the Labour Day holiday doing exactly that - oh sorry just reread your post and it was "let's put cute things on a stick" misread the first letter of stick.

CB

Does the albatross come with wafers?

tlw - wafers

I used to have a pair of those.....sunglasses TLW.

I'm sure you " kan win ", but not this thread. CB will be flapping and chomping on his cuttle fish as we speak......any time now

inevitable.....TLW

I thought that was canaries ..... CB hasn't developed jaundice recently has he? ...... even if he had, it would be a bloody big canary.

Wharf

TLW

Thad, I think you uncovered CB as an imposter. He's no crow just a wee canary who's been down t' coal pit a bit too long.

Anthracite tlw.

Cuttlefish, Canary? what are you guys on? We give the cuttlefish to the budgie. Crows sharpen their beaks on bones and gravestones.

CB

tlw gravestone

Ah I smell the start of a CB attempt at an Ozzie Osbourne thread !!!