How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

At the current tally of 9,627 posts he seems to have overcome that difficulty

tlw dexterity

Maybe he has 'voice activated type' software? Yeah, that's why he has so many posts!

Wonder if he connects using a trunk line <sorry>

tlw woeful

From a psychologists point of view. He probably just likes things that are large and pink !!

Concerned tlw.

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

At the current tally of 9,627 posts he seems to have overcome that difficulty

tlw dexterity

Maybe he has 'voice activated type' software? Yeah, that's why he has so many posts!

If his throat gets rough, I wonder if he goes Horse ? ( a frog would be insignificant and unworthy of comment )

I have a job interview in 2 hours - wish me luck Last Word bitches!

I have a job interview in 2 hours - wish me luck "The Last Word"! members

Hope you get the job and then keep away from this "Fred"

Good Luck - Chok (on that interview) Dee TLW©

erm, thanks, I think

You only think you think.

Good luck tlw.

From a psychologists point of view. He probably just likes things that are large and pink !!

Concerned tlw.

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

At the current tally of 9,627 posts he seems to have overcome that difficulty

tlw dexterity

Maybe he has 'voice activated type' software? Yeah, that's why he has so many posts!

If his throat gets rough, I wonder if he goes Horse ? ( a frog would be insignificant and unworthy of comment )

:D :D

how do you reply to 6 smileys?

how do you reply to 6 smileys?

How'd the job thing go LFB ( aka tdsk ) ?

Hope tlw.

Yeah tdsk, how'd it go? Did they hit you with one of those swerve ball interview questions "Where would you hide the elephant?".

Can't leave the elephant with tlw so it will have to be concealment.

TDSK sounds like a tape doesn't it ?

Cassette tlw ( before DVD ).

who's TDSK?

TDSK sounds like a tape doesn't it ?

Cassette tlw ( before DVD ).

Cassettes were before CD's, VHS and Betamax were before DVD's.

who's TDSK?

The Dan Sai Kid.

Definition tlw

Definition tlw

And that was post 1066.... and all that.

History tlw

Definition tlw

And that was post 1066.... and all that.

History tlw

Crikey, that got me going. "I've done more than 1066 posts" I thought.

Doh! post (as in after) 1066 AD. It seems I am secumbing to the new age lingo.

Linguistics tlw.

I'm with you on this Phil

Pasta tlw.

From a psychologists point of view. He probably just likes things that are large and pink !!

Concerned tlw.

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

At the current tally of 9,627 posts he seems to have overcome that difficulty

tlw dexterity

Maybe he has 'voice activated type' software? Yeah, that's why he has so many posts!

If his throat gets rough, I wonder if he goes Horse ? ( a frog would be insignificant and unworthy of comment )

*6

how do you reply to 6 smileys?

*8

:D

Touché TLW

PS: How'd the job hunt go?

hmm, advertised a salary pro rate and the real salary was MUCH smaller.

&lt;deleted&gt; hel_l, is no-one wanting the Last Word!!!!!!

It's mine now

HA HA!!!!! Folled you AGAIN you short fat fukc!!!!

Had you going for a good 10 hours that time!!!

You've just been sweeping the roads for the past 10 hours.

nope. Potwash in a kitchen.

beats walking the streets!

That's what I'm doing!

yeah... those few months of unemployement were pretty miserable for me dude. I won't forget that in a hurry.

Might be crappy, but it's work now at least.

We have diminishing savings - I had an interview for selling newspaper ads, I haven't heard back yet!

(drumroll please, somebody: )

guess you didn't sell yourself very well then?

I thought that interview went well. They seemed to suggest that being 32 was on the old side! I thought that only happened in Thailand!