no way, dude... at 27 I'm already "too old" for many things, as I've discovered over the past few months.. I kid you not.

PS: Why do I have a feeling that I've posted something on another thread that was supposed to be here.. but isn't here... Bugger! :D :

Hey, took me 8 mos to get work, and I am older than 32. Just never give up, DSK!

Yes indeed.. even if the first job is <deleted>, at least it helps get/keep your feet in the door, keeps you in the game.

Jet provided me with tonnes of moral support when I wasn't feeling too happy about sh1t recently, and although I haven't got anything good yet, at least I have now got work.

i'm ######ed if it takes 8 months.

Just as well I live near the docks, I'll be selling my airy arse!

Now, now. With your bitties, it shouldn't take long, DSK. It took that long for me because nobody knew me (?). No local references, etc. You never give up. Check all the websites, call friends, visit folks. You WILL find something. I have every confidence in you.

Do you think I could cut it as a pole dancer?

Do you think I could cut it as a pole dancer?

um, I know a place in Brooklyn. Do you have an outfit and can you answer to the name of Monty?

Right then.. Beddie bye time for this Chompy Chang!

G;nite TLW.

332!!!

Perhaps I should take the last word. I might regret getting into this.

ongbak5.bmp

With DSK pole dancing after selling his hairy arse, for the first time ever, I have added Bedders to my " child secure" list and deleted visiting from my history.

Good stuff tlw's.

Hang in there TDSK, I went back in '04 unemployed, 51 y.o. and no contacts. Because of all that it took me 9 months but I got there and now am doing better than ever before. You have to believe in your good karma.

Employment tlw.

DSK....Sometimes these things are 100% for the best. Sitting down and taking genuine stock of your situation will I am sure lead to possibilities which you may never have dreamed of before. Keep your pecker up and your arse in your trousers. Good times are just round the corner.

Good luck DSK

I suspect most of us have been through the unemployed ring jump process and it is never fun nor easy. However it will happen.

CB

tlw encouragement

DSK....Sometimes these things are 100% for the best. Sitting down and taking genuine stock of your situation will I am sure lead to possibilities which you may never have dreamed of before. Keep your pecker up and your arse in your trousers. Good times are just round the corner.

FO Limpy. That's my grandmother's quote. You'll do well, DSKeskie. Hey, you have a whole bedlam backing you. Num myoho renge kyo..

Yes Jet. I can imagine your Grandma asking you to keep your arse from view.

Why didn't you listen ?

wondering tlw.

Yes Jet. I can imagine your Grandma asking you to keep your arse from view.

Why didn't you listen ?

wondering tlw.

I have very good visualisation skills and for a horrifying moment there I saw Jet's nether regions with snakes coming out of God only knows where.

tlw medication

Awaiting-Jet's-Reply TLW.

Awaiting-Jet's-Reply TLW.

I am too

tlw

anticipation

Awaiting-Jet's-Reply TLW.

I am too

tlw

anticipation

The world awaits with bated breath.

Trepidation tlw

Thank you for the support - 2 more rejection letters today...

Thank you for the support - 2 more rejection letters today...

It will happen, a job will come your way and viola you will be bitching in bedlam about how work is interfering with your on line time to TV.

CB

I just got an application for work in the job centre, I gotta be better than the idiots in the Aberdeen one!

Hope none of them are members of Bedlam!

I just got an application for work in the job centre, I gotta be better than the idiots in the Aberdeen one!

Hope none of them are members of Bedlam!

Only the interviewer - the other members on the panel belong to the Admin Group

CB

I just got an application for work in the job centre, I gotta be better than the idiots in the Aberdeen one!

Hope none of them are members of Bedlam!

You signed up with a lot called jobseekers? They were brilliant for me in coming up with opportunities.

Opportunity tlw

I've never had any suggestion of that. This is what I mean, the advice for jobhunting was that I should, "use the internet" - nice and vague!

I sign on on Monday - I get NI contributions -so I will ask then!

Is job seekers what they have in League of Gentlemen?

Okay, dokay, pig in a pokey!

You'll do well, DSKeskie. Hey, you have a whole bedlam backing you.

mine as well

Kan Win

Employment for “Our Kid on the Block” coming soon TLW ©

I've never had any suggestion of that. This is what I mean, the advice for jobhunting was that I should, "use the internet" - nice and vague!

I sign on on Monday - I get NI contributions -so I will ask then!

Is job seekers what they have in League of Gentlemen?

Okay, dokay, pig in a pokey!

Job Seekers? League of Gentlemen? Oky Doky, Pig in a Pokey? This some form of masonic code?

tlw The Great Architect

wikipedia "the league of gentlemen"

tlw entertainment

Not sure you will ever get into that league being a Bedlamite.

Ambitions tlw

this is a local thread for local people, we'll have no trouble here!