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Thank you for the support - 2 more rejection letters today...

It will happen, a job will come your way and viola you will be bitching in bedlam about how work is interfering with your on line time to TV.

CB

WHat the bleedin' heck do string instruments have anything to do with anything CB?! Harping on about Viola's.... Pshh...

where's that "shakin' the head in exasperation" smilie?

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this is a local thread for local people, we'll have no trouble here!

Pauline: Can you tell me what this is?

Ross: Its a pen

Pauline: Yes its a pen, one of Pauline's pens.

Please tell me it isn't like that now.

Good luck mate.... I'm sure that you know that we are all rooting for you in your quest for honest income (some of us may not be that far behind you :o )

Camaraderie tlw

Have no fear there is always.....crime tlw.

( I used to think it didn't pay )

gents back on topic please

Relevance TLW

gents back on topic please

Relevance TLW

No,no, I like this vs. idea. Who would win in a fight for the right to procreate, your left nut or your right nut?

Come on, this is for baby making rights here!!!

I say my right, it's always been bigger. :o

I feel a procedure is in order to get back on track

Castration tlw.

I feel a procedure is in order to get back on track

Castration tlw.

Would that be by surgical method or the bricks procedure? :o

One brick, one length of strong fishing line, lead weight and open 13th floor window.

nasty tlw.

I was thinking of the brick in each hand brought sharply together with the knackers between.

"Doesn't it hurt?"

"Only when I get my thumbs trapped".

trapped tlw

Suiging and puddy cat bonding again?

all very well and good, but I'm sick of people taking things out on the 13th floor. hotels the world round don't even have a thirteenth floor, elevator companies seem to want to take 13 out of the dictionary, and well, it's JUST NOT RIGHT.

Now, Limpy, I want you to apologise to the 13th floor and while you're at it, I think you should apologies to ThaiBebop's Testicles too!

Floor-Bigotry

TLW

Where's CB ?

Missing in action ?

Baked in a pie ?

Doing bird ?

Flown off for the summer ?

Gone tlw.

Where's CB ?

Missing in action ?

Baked in a pie ?

Doing bird ?

Flown off for the summer ?

Gone tlw.

I had to go in to work on Saturday but didn't get to even log in to TV, I don't have access to the net, telephone, radio, or even semaphore signals from my house so after a looooooooooooooooong night out I am sitting here in the Hotel lobby doing my eMails so tlw Hangover

Excellent.

I have one of those too !!!

Beer always tlw.

Excellent.

I have one of those too !!!

Beer always tlw.

Want to swap? - mine is way too big for my head

tlw asprin

The sun is up the world is flat

###### good address for a rat

The smell of blood, the drone of flies

You know what to do if the baby cries?

Arrrrre. We have hangovers the hefferlump is legless.

Right, moving swiftly onwards:

The killers

Tune TLW.

With that big target plastered all over your side, swift movement is a must.

Run tlw.

:o It's a smilie!!!

happy TLW.

To you it's a smile. to a Hefferlump hunter..it's Christmas.

Target tlw.

Berocca

tlw in hangover cures.

I just went back and had a couple more beers. Today I feel great.

tlw hair of the dog

Excellent CB. All aboard the beer train to salvation.

Ale tlw.

Excellent CB. All aboard the beer train to salvation.

Ale tlw.

Yes my life is a cycle of Ale Ail Ale Ail

cycle tlw

Excellent CB. All aboard the beer train to salvation.

Ale tlw.

Yes my life is a cycle of Ale Ail Ale Ail

cycle tlw

Yes. Ale - p1ss - Water treatment - river - pumping station - brewery - ale (For those breweries with well water).

It is said that the river Thames is drunk seven times by the time it gets to the sea. Okay if you live in Oxford.

Recycle tlw.

Excellent CB. All aboard the beer train to salvation.

Ale tlw.

Yes my life is a cycle of Ale Ail Ale Ail

cycle tlw

Yes. Ale - p1ss - Water treatment - river - pumping station - brewery - ale (For those breweries with well water).

It is said that the river Thames is drunk seven times by the time it gets to the sea. Okay if you live in Oxford.

Recycle tlw.

Yes I remember that was written up in the Times - had a dramatic effect of the sale of bottle water in London. When I make my own beer (sadly not allowed here in Thailand) I used to use filtered water instead of what came out of the taps in Sydney. I prefer my water filtered with something better than a set or seven kidneys.

tlw diuretic

CB

oh my, i got so drunk on saturday that I couldn't even contemplate posting on sunday

i think i have a temporary job, till I can get something a bit better

so i'm not a dole-bludger anymore

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