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Congrats mate.

But never stop drinking.

It is the Answer tlw

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So Dan Sai, you are saying you were on the dole then?

By my reckoning, you owe me 47 quid per week that you were on the dole.

:o

I'll accept it in pints.

hmm, the money for this job is very good, but it is about 10 steps back. It's only temp though...

Sorry DSK I don't agree, a job any job is better than the rock 'n' roll (dole) and as I found getting a job from within a job is easier than from the dole queue. I made the mistake of highlighting my status thinking being available with immediate effect would be a good thing. With the benefit of hindsight I should have invented a temporary contract, something vague like consultant work, available one month negotiable.

availability, tlw.

Yep

It's never what you know but who you know. even in temporary employment you contine to make contacts that can lead to something better at the end of the day. Alternatively, someone appears to be offering money for disfigurement. It's worked for the hefferlump !!!!!

scars tlw.

Look at this mess!

TDSK closes his pidgin thread, gets a job (awesome!), complains he makes too much money, Phil is yanking off about water treatment, Limpy is limping out, and f** Kayo is asking for dole money and now strolling around with a f** smiley target on his new grey broadside.

86, it's CHAOS

A butterfly flaps it's wings in the Amazonian rainforest and the Thai government cracks down on youtube.

tlw Chaos Theory.

Yep

It's never what you know but who you know.

I disagree, I think it is what you know about who you know that counts, having low friends in high places is also important

tlw elevation

DSK - congrats on the job thing, always good to have a current job when looking for a new one.

CB

Ah a " current job "

Does that mean he's an electrician or a baker ?

Candlestick tlw.

Ah a " current job "

Does that mean he's an electrician or a baker ?

current - belonging to present time, happening now

- body of moving air or water

- movement of electically charged particles

currant - small, seedless, dried fruit (sounds like someone I know)

therefore by my usagage he is currently doing a job which is goodnews indeed

tlw brightspark

CB

Semantics TLW.

an antisemantic remark :o

tlw raisonist

CB

Sultanalists to you CB.

I don't give a "fig" for your feable attempts at hi-jacking the last word. A "date" with a Jet is all your after.

We know your sort !!!

Dried fruit tlw

As apeeling as a date with the delectable JetG would be, I shall have to conseed in this contest. it is a plum opportunity indeed but I am still haunted by the visions raised in an earlier posting of a reference to the Jet's posterior with asps emerging from unidentified places. :o

tlw predate

You could always prune her roses !!!

A pair of sheers could come in handy to lop the top of emerging vipers, if your hand strays in the grass mate.

You could always prune her roses !!!

A pair of sheers could come in handy to lop the top of emerging vipers, if your hand strays in the grass mate.

It's not the snakes coming out her grass that worries me its the ones coming out arrrr --- hmm not going there :o

tlw serpentine

christ, why do you bother posting here? I have to read all the site you post! Please stop it, so I don't have to read it!!

christ, why do you bother posting here? I have to read all the site you post! Please stop it, so I don't have to read it!!

You are right. I apologise. There was I thinking TLW was just a bit of fluff to get one through an otherwise boring existence, waiting for the retirement date to head off to the beloved Pong.

I now realize silly play on words is trivial and leave the thread to discussions and best wishes on your employment.

Good luck in both.

Are we talking hormone changes here? Will the Dan Sai Kid be remarketted as the Dan Sai Kiddette?

Def. Hormone : A sound heard in a brothell.

change tlw

Are we talking hormone changes here? Will the Dan Sai Kid be remarketted as the Dan Sai Kiddette?

Def. Hormone : A sound heard in a brothell.

change tlw

He coming out of the closet and exchanging the kilt for a proper skirt

:o

tlw dan soi bambina

CB

Six and a bit hours CB? Any longer with tlw and we'd be declaring it a hostage crisis.

Crisis what crisis? Supertramp tlw.

Six and a bit hours CB? Any longer with tlw and we'd be declaring it a hostage crisis.

Crisis what crisis? Supertramp tlw.

so are you happy I let you have hold of it for 1hr 37 minutes?

tlw kidnapped

Are we talking hormone changes here? Will the Dan Sai Kid be remarketted as the Dan Sai Kiddette?

Def. Hormone : A sound heard in a brothell.

change tlw

Horlicks tlw.

Are we talking hormone changes here? Will the Dan Sai Kid be remarketted as the Dan Sai Kiddette?

Def. Hormone : A sound heard in a brothell.

change tlw

Horlicks tlw.

Horlicks? Time for bed said Zebedee.

Boinnggg! tlw

Are we talking hormone changes here? Will the Dan Sai Kid be remarketted as the Dan Sai Kiddette?

Def. Hormone : A sound heard in a brothell.

change tlw

Horlicks tlw.

Horlicks? Time for bed said Zebedee.

Boinnggg! tlw

I think you guys have fallen of your magic roundabout

tlw dougal

tlw dougal

Because graded grains make finer flour.

Wait, that dougal had a coat on.

Raising tlw

tlw dougal

Because graded grains make finer flour.

Wait, that dougal had a coat on.

Raising tlw

He wuz Scortish, a McDougal clan member.

Twannggggggg! Far out said Dylan.

Arise tlw.

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