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As apeeling as a date with the delectable JetG would be, I shall have to conseed in this contest. it is a plum opportunity indeed but I am still haunted by the visions raised in an earlier posting of a reference to the Jet's posterior with asps emerging from unidentified places. :o

tlw predate

How could you miss that one??

AMATEUR TLW

christ, why do you bother posting here? I have to read all the site you post! Please stop it, so I don't have to read it!!

You are right. I apologise. There was I thinking TLW was just a bit of fluff to get one through an otherwise boring existence, waiting for the retirement date to head off to the beloved Pong.

I now realize silly play on words is trivial and leave the thread to discussions and best wishes on your employment.

Good luck in both.

TLW is NOT FLUFF!!!! I AM FLUFF!! Fluff reigns supreme.

Limpy, if it were as easy as threatening angry posts to keep others away, I would have won this three "last word" threads ago. It is not, however so easy, and you'll need to come back because this is like a drug, and as soon as you've taken it once, you'll never stay away.

Welcome back Limpy.

Suiging TLW/

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I have not come back. This is someone else. A far more serious person, with problems.

transformation tlw.

As apeeling as a date with the delectable JetG would be, I shall have to conseed in this contest. it is a plum opportunity indeed but I am still haunted by the visions raised in an earlier posting of a reference to the Jet's posterior with asps emerging from unidentified places. :o

tlw predate

How could you miss that one??

AMATEUR TLW

I left it on purpose knowing someone would have to pick up on it

tlw pedant

:D

CB

As apeeling as a date with the delectable JetG would be, I shall have to conseed in this contest. it is a plum opportunity indeed but I am still haunted by the visions raised in an earlier posting of a reference to the Jet's posterior with asps emerging from unidentified places. :o

tlw predate

How could you miss that one??

AMATEUR TLW

I left it on purpose knowing someone would have to pick up on it

tlw pedant

:D

CB

Yay ....... raise the flag.

Pendant tlw

Asps out my as*, my as*. Cawbies, pachys and lupinos should have better things to do than talk about moi.

Now, I am taking over this thread to put out an alert on that tiger once in our midst. Anybody heard from him? You know, the erudite striper, Suegha. I emailed him and no answer. Maybe a mini vacation? Worries me sick.

MIA TLW

Doppelganger. tlw

Noooo.

My leg's are fine.

Although nice of you to notice.

Observation tlw.

Asps out my as*, my as*. Cawbies, pachys and lupinos should have better things to do than talk about moi.

Now, I am taking over this thread to put out an alert on that tiger once in our midst. Anybody heard from him? You know, the erudite striper, Suegha. I emailed him and no answer. Maybe a mini vacation? Worries me sick.

MIA TLW

He's back - saw a message from him in Christians, Muslims etc

tlw resurection

He's never been the same since Mawgali tied that burning stick to his tail.

Junble Book TLcartoon.

Junble Book TLcartoon.

Junble Book? Never read that version - oh sorry cartoon ah a textbook for Americans :o

tlw snide aside

Ask anyone of them what a cartoon is and they will answer Detroit.

Motown tlw.

Junble Book TLcartoon.

Junble Book? Never read that version - oh sorry cartoon ah a textbook for Americans :o

tlw snide aside

Don't be crying wolf there Cawbie. Check the spelling of your version of resurrection.

And thanks, saw the lone post of the tiggy there in the god thread. Hmmmm. Jungle fever?

Stop the press: email from Tiggy. He and fam are OK. Just techie glitches.

Junble Book TLcartoon.

Junble Book? Never read that version - oh sorry cartoon ah a textbook for Americans :o

tlw snide aside

Don't be crying wolf there Cawbie. Check the spelling of your version of resurrection.

And thanks, saw the lone post of the tiggy there in the god thread. Hmmmm. Jungle fever?

Stop the press: email from Tiggy. He and fam are OK. Just techie glitches.

Long time ago I came to the conclusion that the universe has a law on spelling. I decided to call it "Websters Theory of Relative Spelling". Webster's Law states: any post correcting the grammer or spelling of another post will have one as karmic justice for being a smart ar5e"

I am usually pretty good at spelling and grammer but sometimes I make the most horrendous howlers in both.

I also have a peculiar sense of humour and love to make digs at my Northern American friends.

tlw

apologetic

burp.

fart.

Oh Poo.

Excretions - TLW

burp.

fart.

Oh Poo.

Excretions - TLW

Hiyas Kayo not see your posts for a while - you been off colour, busy, out there getting a life beyond bedlam?

tlw

salutations

CB

It appears he's been over eating.

Flatulence tlw.

It appears he's been over eating.

Flatulence tlw.

You may be correct my Lupine friend, he may have been reading "Wind in the Willows"

(three hours until it's Beer O'Clock)

tlw anticipation

The ability to blow a trumpet call from both end is admirable.

Jealous tlw.

(three hours until it's Beer O'Clock)

tlw anticipation

Only two point five now.

Foamy tlw

Are you men !!!!

Or little devil cartoons or dark hearted scavengers !!!

Get that beer NOW

The ability to blow a trumpet call from both end is admirable.

Jealous tlw.

If they are both in key it is amazing but it they are in harmonies that is true music

2 hours to go, Ahhh Beer Singha you seductive mistress

tlw seductress

Approximately 72 minutes depending on traffic. :o

Burp tlw

Around 92 minutes depending on buffalo jams.

Jam tlw

Approximately 72 minutes depending on traffic. :o

Burp tlw

Around 92 minutes depending on buffalo jams.

Jam tlw

Ok I have one hour to go here then a 30 minute trip into town.

tlw

countdown

Asps out my as*, my as*. Cawbies, pachys and lupinos should have better things to do than talk about moi.

Now, I am taking over this thread to put out an alert on that tiger once in our midst. Anybody heard from him? You know, the erudite striper, Suegha. I emailed him and no answer. Maybe a mini vacation? Worries me sick.

MIA TLW

Thanks for the concern jet. Tinternet problems! Talktalk are <deleted>!

As most are on the beer, I'll nip in for tlw.

absent tlw.

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Beer time

tlw

salivation .. nah salvation

By George, I think he's got it.

Welcome to Bedlam Twinkie :o (Jet does the nick names, any complaints should be taken up with her ....... wear Kevlar :D )

Forgot a tlw .... must have been a senior moment.

Moment tlw

Mostly Woiking CB... mostly Working.

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