Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The-last-word ©

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.5k
  • Views 10.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

Mr. Bj. Good to see you.

Raro, you are an amateur my friend.

There is no silence when an invisible full stop is posted/ highlight any invisibility.

As for the rest of you, you already know who has the last word.

BTW, a very old friend contacted me after many many years of silence. It looks like it could be good.

As for the rest of you, you already know who has the last word.

Yes me :o

tlw intercept

Nope, I'm afraid we must invalidate your last "intercept" post as being, well, err... Invalid.

Did I mention this very old friend is looking absolutely stunning now? She wants to meet me again. I'm interested.

Unfulfilled Lust, TLW

I object. I'm not female and the only interest I have is stealing TLW.

The rest is just rumour. I was trying that dress on for a friend before I contacted you.

Mistaken tlw.

Bugger, I'll have to settle for the 25 year old brunette i was thinking about then.

Frustrated, TLW

Butterfly tlw. ( plus jilted for good measure )

Mr. Bj. Good to see you.

Howdy doo de Kayo.

How's life treating you. How's work etc.

The hope everything is going well Last Word

Bugger, I'll have to settle for the 25 year old brunette i was thinking about then.

Frustrated, TLW

How old is a very old friend - are we talking Phil Harries and Suiging type antiquities or someone you have known more than 2 days?

Kayo seems you have the solution to your problem in hand but beware it is one thing to flog a dead horse and another to flog your -----

tlw masterdebater (by your own admission)

Mr. Bj. Good to see you.

Raro, you are an amateur my friend.

There is no silence when an invisible full stop is posted/ highlight any invisibility.

A full stop is silent, what else can it be? Expecially when it is more or less invisible. Speaks for the low self esteem of the poster. Fading dots.....that's not even a post.....for sure not a word and for absolutely sure not the last word for that matter!

[A full stop is silent, what else can it be? Expecially when it is more or less invisible. Speaks for the low self esteem of the poster. Fading dots.....that's not even a post.....for sure not a word and for absolutely sure not the last word for that matter!

Please google Victor Borge for phonetic pronunciation. I may have a MP3 recording of it on my laptop at home.

tlw phonetic

[A full stop is silent, what else can it be? Expecially when it is more or less invisible. Speaks for the low self esteem of the poster. Fading dots.....that's not even a post.....for sure not a word and for absolutely sure not the last word for that matter!

Please google Victor Borge for phonetic pronunciation. I may have a MP3 recording of it on my laptop at home.

tlw phonetic

You should get out MORE tlw

[A full stop is silent, what else can it be? Expecially when it is more or less invisible. Speaks for the low self esteem of the poster. Fading dots.....that's not even a post.....for sure not a word and for absolutely sure not the last word for that matter!

Please google Victor Borge for phonetic pronunciation. I may have a MP3 recording of it on my laptop at home.

tlw phonetic

You should get out MORE tlw

Roger or Demi?

tlw MOORE

Speaking of Moore, I heard that Michael's latest offering "Sicko" has recently been released in the US, and is receiving mixed reviews, no surprise there then...

Anti-establishment TLW

That fat boy will end up in Canada.

He can visit Jet's family. If they are anything like her, I feel another documentary coming on.

Munsters tlw.

That fat boy will end up in Canada.

He can visit Jet's family. If they are anything like her, I feel another documentary coming on.

Munsters tlw.

You doing overtime or on night shift there mate?

tlw overtime

At home sick ( on the box )

Bad dose of sea food. Great way to diet though.

Toilets tlw.

Any family with snake invested off-spring probably come from ASPen

If you claim you are from the Adams side, that's fine with me Jet.

Heritage tlw.

Any family with snake invested off-spring probably come from ASPen

If you claim you are from the Adams side, that's fine with me Jet.

Heritage tlw.

Wearing her coBRA and pyTHON(G)

Sorry that's the best I can do Friday morning.

btw should be 'f' not'v'.

Dyslexia ltw

At home sick ( on the box )

Bad dose of sea food. Great way to diet though.

Toilets tlw.

too much information but hope you have now recovered or at least run out

tlw overflow

verbal diarrhea. TLW and mine for the weekend

Verbal diarrhea and mental constipation - not a good combination

tlw blockage

verbal diarrhea. TLW and mine for the weekend

Verbal diarrhea and mental constipation - not a good combination

tlw blockage

Mental diarrhea and verbal constipation, whilst a positive thing for some people, can lead to bad dreams,

Middle English diaria, from Medieval Latin, from Late Latin diarrhoea, from Greek diarroia, from diarrein, to flow through : dia-, dia- + rhein, to flow, run.

Just to clear that up.

Dynorod - clearance tlw

verbal diarrhea. TLW and mine for the weekend

Verbal diarrhea and mental constipation - not a good combination

tlw blockage

Mental diarrhea and verbal constipation, whilst a positive thing for some people, can lead to bad dreams,

Middle English diaria, from Medieval Latin, from Late Latin diarrhoea, from Greek diarroia, from diarrein, to flow through : dia-, dia- + rhein, to flow, run.

Just to clear that up.

Dynorod - clearance tlw

smartass!

witty oneliners or short life stories, you bunch of whipped cream brains.

STIR®ED. TLW

Fluffy, ypur new av reminds me of that creepy toy under that girl's bed in that pseudo scary movie. Please go back to Fluffy.

Candy cotton. TLW

Fluffy, ypur new av reminds me of that creepy toy under that girl's bed in that pseudo scary movie. Please go back to Fluffy.

Candy cotton. TLW

Yeah, quite sinister. What does he have behind his back in his right hand, a .357 Magnum?

"Hello little girl, would you like a sweet?" BLAMM!

Ice cream. tlw

Fluffy, ypur new av reminds me of that creepy toy under that girl's bed in that pseudo scary movie. Please go back to Fluffy.

Candy cotton. TLW

Yeah, quite sinister. What does he have behind his back in his right hand, a .357 Magnum?

"Hello little girl, would you like a sweet?" BLAMM!

Ice cream. tlw

Ignore them Kayo - I like demonic clowns, they are very popular as tottoos. A friend of mine in Oz does some really freaky ones.

tlw Chucky

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.