He may come back as a woman and wear strange clothes in his/her avatar !!

He does that now.

Oh, ya, I'm on my way to Mayo. I can still type via thraot vibrations.

Groovy.

Jet gets incorporated into salad dressing.

Confused TLW.

Jet gets incorporated into salad dressing.

Confused TLW.

Well just the bear essentials.

So it's goodbye to KL from him, I'll be in the UK for a few days then LoS for five days then it's good morning Viet Nam!

So ends another chapter in life's rich tale.

The end tlw.

Summer holiday.

Cary Grat

Well,,, Tlw

incessant ramblings

tlw. Babylon

Crushednuts, you've used babylon at least twice now.

Droning. tlw

Your the Queen of thisa nonsense, do you know sometimes you just sound like a silly nerd that waffles on and on?

Are you a girl, obviously you are, why do you not just go and waffle in the cue at the post office like normal babbling women do? Or phone a friend?

I know you will comeback with some cyber police crap as per, nevermind....

ps. if your pretty feel free to waffle away and forget all I just said...

tlw. continue Bablyon

Your the Queen of thisa nonsense, do you know sometimes you just sound like a silly nerd that waffles on and on?

Are you a girl, obviously you are, why do you not just go and waffle in the cue at the post office like normal babbling women do? Or phone a friend?

I know you will comeback with some cyber police crap as per, nevermind....

ps. if your pretty feel free to waffle away and forget all I just said...

tlw. continue Bablyon

I think I may have asked you this before ? But did you ever go to Wigan, Stoke, Blackpool ? Or are you a southern boy who went to Canvey ?

Or are you a

Wannabe TLW.

Nearly fell off the page.

Saved TLW

Nearly fell off the page.

Saved TLW

Nah . it's like them "suspense to the end" movies".

The ledge you were hanging onto with your fingernails just came away in your hands.

Doomed TLW

//Edit/Thaddeus's edit compulsion is contageous , vaccinate your family now !

Your the Queen of thisa nonsense, do you know sometimes you just sound like a silly nerd that waffles on and on?

Are you a girl, obviously you are, why do you not just go and waffle in the cue at the post office like normal babbling women do? Or phone a friend?

I know you will comeback with some cyber police crap as per, nevermind....

ps. if your pretty feel free to waffle away and forget all I just said...

tlw. continue Bablyon

I think I may have asked you this before ? But did you ever go to Wigan, Stoke, Blackpool ? Or are you a southern boy who went to Canvey ?

Or are you a

Wannabe TLW.

'ey up!

Nowt wrong with Blackpool.

I was born there.

'ey up!

Nowt wrong with Blackpool.

I was born there.

Could've been worse. Could've been Manchester !

Look on the bright side

TLW(s)

'ey up!

Nowt wrong with Blackpool.

I was born there.

Could've been worse. Could've been Manchester !

Look on the bright side

TLW(s)

Amen to that!

What bright side?

I grew up in Manchester.

Nooten Eaf for the chav speakers among you.

Kay-o, Kay-ay-ay-o

Daylight come and he wan' go home

Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay-ay-ay-o

Daylight come and he wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a'rum

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Stack banana till thee morning come

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Kay, he say Kay-ay-ay-o

(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay, he say Kay-ay-ay-o

Ok, enough of that.

I think we have a misogynist on board...

and I do not like misogynists.

Nothing like a lady of leisure and her bottle of sherry eh !!

tipple tlw

I grew up in Manchester.

Nooten Eaf for the chav speakers among you.

That's Newton Heath, for those that don't speak Chav.

Could have been worse, I grew up between St. Helens and Wigan.

Pie tlw

I bet you can tackle tlw.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about but will grab the last word while I am waiting

tlw confusion

I bet you can tackle tlw.

Nope, too diminutive, I can punt though.

Punt tlw

I bet you can tackle tlw.

Nope, too diminutive, I can punt though.

Punt tlw

Ah yes the litle man in teh boat

tlw tickling

You have to watch out for the little fellows , they can be ###### sneaky.

In a school rugger match I found myself ball in hand , not too far from the line and no-one in front of me.

Then this little guy tackled me , or tried to because he ended up with his arms wrapped around my hips and me still upright.

Seeing no good reason not I just carried on , dragging him through the mud.

Then sunshine shifts his grip and took a fierce hold on my dangly bit. "Jeez" I thought "if you're that serious! " and went down like a sack of potatoes.

Ref saw nothing and I wasn't about to tell him.

Pragmatism tlw

Is that why you stick your butt out, FS?

Safeguarding. tlw and don't nick it again.

I grew up in Manchester.

Nooten Eaf for the chav speakers among you.

That's Newton Heath, for those that don't speak Chav.

Could have been worse, I grew up between St. Helens and Wigan.

Pie tlw

Nice one, Thad, I see you escaped the low life too.

I grew up in Manchester.

Nooten Eaf for the chav speakers among you.

That's Newton Heath, for those that don't speak Chav.

Could have been worse, I grew up between St. Helens and Wigan.

Pie tlw

Nice one, Thad, I see you escaped the low life too.

By the skin of my

Teeth tlw

Yep

That's the North West for you ( and for that matter the Midlands).

You grow up with skin on your teeth. It's the bloody awful food.

Tripe. TLW.

Yep

That's the North West for you ( and for that matter the Midlands).

You grow up with skin on your teeth. It's the bloody awful food.

Tripe. TLW.

Tripe and onions, steak and cowheel, horsemeat, savoury ducks....yummy.

You don't know whats good for you.

I was fortunate to be sent to a good grammar school.

The kids in my street wouldn't let me into their gang because I sounded the H when I spoke.

So I formed my own gang and thrashed 'em twice a week.

I have just read about " dry humping " on another thread..................................

Jeez.......tlw.

I have just read about " dry humping " on another thread..................................

Jeez.......tlw.

Ya, spit from a new squirt. The temerity of these new smarty pant members. Off topic in a Bedlam thread!

Insolence. TLW

However,

Comma tlw

I'm taking note of all this rejection.

I will return.